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shruew - co-founder of [[Ranger Squad]]. The 's' in shruew is always lower case. Noted for his ability to kill fish with his mind. | shruew - co-founder of [[Ranger Squad]]. The 's' in shruew is always lower case. Noted for his ability to kill fish with his mind. | ||
== Mating Habits == | == Mating Habits == | ||
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== Literay Genius Recognition == | == Literay Genius Recognition == | ||
Widely recognized as a literary genius with such characters as [[Captain Hamington]], [[Takeda Manamoto]] and of course, the epic tribute to [[ham]] - [[101 Haikus About Ham]]. | Widely recognized as a literary genius with such characters as [[Captain Hamington]], [[Takeda Manamoto]] and of course, the epic tribute to [[ham]] - [[101 Haikus About Ham]]. | ||
==Hatred of Belize== | ==Hatred of Belize== | ||
shruew shocked the political community during a recent campaign speech where he discussed his intent to rule the entire world in peace, but with the exception of "Belize, those fuckers are on their own!" | shruew shocked the political community during a recent campaign speech where he discussed his intent to rule the entire world in peace, but with the exception of "Belize, those fuckers are on their own!" | ||
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== Eternal Love == | == Eternal Love == | ||
On Oct 17th, 2008, shruew informed that world that he was enternal love. Any feelings of love felt throughout the world is directly because of shruew's gift to the world. He is enternal love, he gives enternal love, you owe him your enternal love (he also accepts cash). | On Oct 17th, 2008, shruew informed that world that he was enternal love. Any feelings of love felt throughout the world is directly because of shruew's gift to the world. He is enternal love, he gives enternal love, you owe him your enternal love (he also accepts cash). | ||
shruew cites this wiki entry as conclusive proof that he is indeed Eternal Love. | |||
== Clown Transportation Needs == | == Clown Transportation Needs == |
Revision as of 11:25, 5 November 2008
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shruew - co-founder of Ranger Squad. The 's' in shruew is always lower case. Noted for his ability to kill fish with his mind.
Mating Habits
When it is time for a shruew to mate, they let out the call, "pew pew pew!" Further research has proven this to be false. shruews reproduce asexually. Or, at least they attempt to two or three times a day.
Rumors of Testical Size
It is rumored that he has one giant ball and one normal sized ball.
Noted Inventions
Is a noted inventor having created Ultimate Secret Super Power and Atomic Super Lasers from the Future.
Literay Genius Recognition
Widely recognized as a literary genius with such characters as Captain Hamington, Takeda Manamoto and of course, the epic tribute to ham - 101 Haikus About Ham.
Hatred of Belize
shruew shocked the political community during a recent campaign speech where he discussed his intent to rule the entire world in peace, but with the exception of "Belize, those fuckers are on their own!"
shruew's campaign advisers have been unavailable for comment. The government of Belize however, declared Oct 15th a new yearly national day of mourning called - Shunned by shruew Day. Or, in the native parlance, "Evitado por el dia de shruew."
Eternal Love
On Oct 17th, 2008, shruew informed that world that he was enternal love. Any feelings of love felt throughout the world is directly because of shruew's gift to the world. He is enternal love, he gives enternal love, you owe him your enternal love (he also accepts cash).
shruew cites this wiki entry as conclusive proof that he is indeed Eternal Love.
Clown Transportation Needs
Requires a vehicle that can transport more than 14 standard metric clowns.
Pilates
HE WAS PROMISED THEM!!!!