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== RS-KalzOr.pewZ ==
= RS-KalzOr.pewZ =
KalzOr has been known to use many aliases. (171 to date) here are just a few of them..
KalzOr has been known to use many aliases. (171 to date) here are just a few of them..
KalzOr.pewZ, Kyz-Kyz.<3, Kalashnikov, [smOKe]., Joker?!!
KalzOr.pewZ, Kyz-Kyz.<3, Kalashnikov, [smOKe]., Joker?!!
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Also known as "British Dolph" or "British British Dolph" to [[RS-H2o5]].
Also known as "British Dolph" or "British British Dolph" to [[RS-H2o5]].


Author of [[The List]].
== Controversies ==


=== Characteristic Feminine Indecisiveness ===
Kalz0r has been part of an extraordinary amount of controversies.  Many wonder if he's not a British agent sent to disrupt American operations.


He changes his name in accordance to the rapacious proclivity of predatory Hawaiian caterpillars, who unfortunately have a tendency to eat live prey whenever the chance arises.
=== The List ===
 
== .pewZ ==
 
Founder of the [[.pewZ]] Est.2009


The brotherhood of the [[.pewZ]] is watching...
Kalz0r first attempt at destroying [[Ranger Squad]] was with the creation of [[The List]].


== Member: Operation THUNDERBALLZ ==
=== Worst Member: Operation THUNDERBALLZ ===


Became a full member of [[Operation THUNDERBALLZ]] on August 30, 2009.   
Became a full member of [[Operation THUNDERBALLZ]] on August 30, 2009.   
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Was almost kicked out of Operation THUNDERBALLZ, but was eventually saved through the incredible legal gymnastics of [[Chilly|RS-chillybilly]].
Was almost kicked out of Operation THUNDERBALLZ, but was eventually saved through the incredible legal gymnastics of [[Chilly|RS-chillybilly]].


== Suspected He-Witch ==
=== Suspected He-Witch ===


On the heels of successfully defending his right to be in Operation THUNDERBALLZ, [[RS-LoveofProfit]] posted a response leading many to believe that Kalz0r is a He-Witch.
On the heels of successfully defending his right to be in Operation THUNDERBALLZ, [[RS-LoveofProfit]] posted a response leading many to believe that Kalz0r is a He-Witch.


More than one [[Ranger Squad]] member has accused him of he-witchcraft, he-bitchery, and he-implementation of air castles with said abominations.
More than one [[Ranger Squad]] member has accused him of he-witchcraft, he-bitchery, and he-implementation of air castles with said abominations.
== Characteristic Feminine Indecisiveness ==
He changes his name in accordance to the rapacious proclivity of predatory Hawaiian caterpillars, who unfortunately have a tendency to eat live prey whenever the chance arises.
== .pewZ ==
Founder of the [[.pewZ]] Est.2009
The brotherhood of the [[.pewZ]] is watching...

Revision as of 16:12, 4 September 2009

RS-KalzOr.pewZ

KalzOr has been known to use many aliases. (171 to date) here are just a few of them.. KalzOr.pewZ, Kyz-Kyz.<3, Kalashnikov, [smOKe]., Joker?!!

Known by everyone else in RS as: Kaj (To Rom), Calzone , English Muffin & Jane.

Also known as "British Dolph" or "British British Dolph" to RS-H2o5.

Controversies

Kalz0r has been part of an extraordinary amount of controversies. Many wonder if he's not a British agent sent to disrupt American operations.

The List

Kalz0r first attempt at destroying Ranger Squad was with the creation of The List.

Worst Member: Operation THUNDERBALLZ

Became a full member of Operation THUNDERBALLZ on August 30, 2009.

Is widely believed to be the worst member ever.

Was almost kicked out of Operation THUNDERBALLZ, but was eventually saved through the incredible legal gymnastics of RS-chillybilly.

Suspected He-Witch

On the heels of successfully defending his right to be in Operation THUNDERBALLZ, RS-LoveofProfit posted a response leading many to believe that Kalz0r is a He-Witch.

More than one Ranger Squad member has accused him of he-witchcraft, he-bitchery, and he-implementation of air castles with said abominations.

Characteristic Feminine Indecisiveness

He changes his name in accordance to the rapacious proclivity of predatory Hawaiian caterpillars, who unfortunately have a tendency to eat live prey whenever the chance arises.

.pewZ

Founder of the .pewZ Est.2009

The brotherhood of the .pewZ is watching...