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The coordinator of the [[3022 Olympics]] demonstrates various positive and negative traits and powers. | The coordinator of the [[3022 Olympics]] demonstrates various positive and negative traits and powers. | ||
On the plus side: | '''On the plus side:''' | ||
<ul> | <ul> | ||
<li>Able to emit lightning from his hands</li> | <li>Able to emit lightning from his hands</li> | ||
<li>Positive attitude (catch phrase: "You're a winner!")</li> | <li>Positive attitude (catch phrase: "You're a winner!")</li> | ||
<li>Able to | <li>Able to induce fire eruptions</li> | ||
<li>Can fly</li> | <li>Can fly</li> | ||
<li>Does not require oxygen</li> | |||
<li>Able to produce dead laser cats out of nothing</li> | <li>Able to produce dead laser cats out of nothing</li> | ||
<li>Can block miniature missiles with his hands</li> | <li>Can block miniature missiles with his hands</li> | ||
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<lI>Amazing hairstyle</li> | <lI>Amazing hairstyle</li> | ||
<li>He did it for the love</li> | <li>He did it for the love</li> | ||
<li>Can produce images of himself that can provide backing vocals</li> | |||
<li>Is a space albino</li> | |||
</ul> | </ul> | ||
On the negative side: | '''On the negative side:''' | ||
<ul> | <ul> | ||
<li>Has issues making and keeping to budgets</li> | <li>Has issues making and keeping to budgets</li> | ||
<li>Poor | <li>Cannot effectively enforce curfews</li> | ||
<li>Poor ergonomic planning; placing a self destruct button prominently on his desk</li> | |||
<li>Clumsy enough to accidentally hit the self destruct button</li> | <li>Clumsy enough to accidentally hit the self destruct button</li> | ||
<li>Sinner who is going to hell</li> | <li>Sinner who is going to hell</li> | ||
<li>His space telescope isn't tall enough to see out the space window</li> | <li>His space telescope isn't tall enough to see out the space window</li> | ||
<li>Doesn't respect personal space; often yelling directly into the ears of others</li> | <li>Doesn't respect personal space; often yelling directly into the ears of others</li> | ||
<li>Alien horde spy?</li> | |||
</ul> | </ul> | ||
It is also rumored he is the creator of | It is also rumored he is the creator of brain dead [[Micheal Phelps'clone|Micheal Phelps' Clone]]. |
Latest revision as of 10:33, 17 September 2010
Space Olympics Event Coordinator
The coordinator of the 3022 Olympics demonstrates various positive and negative traits and powers.
On the plus side:
- Able to emit lightning from his hands
- Positive attitude (catch phrase: "You're a winner!")
- Able to induce fire eruptions
- Can fly
- Does not require oxygen
- Able to produce dead laser cats out of nothing
- Can block miniature missiles with his hands
- Can effectively fight alien hordes
- Can dance like a space mofo
- Snazzy dresser
- Amazing hairstyle
- He did it for the love
- Can produce images of himself that can provide backing vocals
- Is a space albino
On the negative side:
- Has issues making and keeping to budgets
- Cannot effectively enforce curfews
- Poor ergonomic planning; placing a self destruct button prominently on his desk
- Clumsy enough to accidentally hit the self destruct button
- Sinner who is going to hell
- His space telescope isn't tall enough to see out the space window
- Doesn't respect personal space; often yelling directly into the ears of others
- Alien horde spy?
It is also rumored he is the creator of brain dead Micheal Phelps' Clone.