Space Olympics Event Coordinator
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Space Olympics Event Coordinator
The coordinator of the 3022 Olympics demonstrates various positive and negative traits and powers.
On the plus side:
- Able to emit lightning from his hands
- Positive attitude (catch phrase: "You're a winner!")
- Able to induce fire eruptions
- Can fly
- Does not require oxygen
- Able to produce dead laser cats out of nothing
- Can block miniature missiles with his hands
- Can effectively fight alien hordes
- Can dance like a space mofo
- Snazzy dresser
- Amazing hairstyle
- He did it for the love
- Can produce images of himself that can provide backing vocals
- Is a space albino
On the negative side:
- Has issues making and keeping to budgets
- Cannot effectively enforce curfews
- Poor ergonomic planning; placing a self destruct button prominently on his desk
- Clumsy enough to accidentally hit the self destruct button
- Sinner who is going to hell
- His space telescope isn't tall enough to see out the space window
- Doesn't respect personal space; often yelling directly into the ears of others
- Alien horde spy?
It is also rumored he is the creator of brain dead Micheal Phelps' Clone.
