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= RS-KalzOr.pewZ =
#REDIRECT [[RS-Zouo]]
KalzOr has been known to use many aliases. (171 to date) here are just a few of them..
KalzOr.pewZ, Kyz-Kyz.<3, Kalashnikov, [smOKe]., Joker?!!
 
Known by everyone else in RS as: Kaj (To Rom), Calzone , English Muffin & Jane.
 
Also known as "[[British]] [[Dolph]]" or "British British Dolph" to [[RS-H2o5]].
 
Now known as [[RS-Zouo]] after changing from his thought the be permanent alias of [[RS-skyLark]].
 
== Controversies ==
 
Kalz0r has been part of an extraordinary amount of controversies.  Many wonder if he's not a British agent sent to disrupt American operations.
 
=== The List ===
 
Kalz0r first attempt at destroying [[Ranger Squad]] was with the creation of [[The List]].
 
=== Worst Member: Operation THUNDERBALLZ ===
 
Became a full member of [[Operation THUNDERBALLZ]] on August 30, 2009. 
 
Is widely believed to be the worst member ever.
 
Was almost kicked out of Operation THUNDERBALLZ, but was eventually saved through the incredible legal gymnastics of [[Chilly|RS-chillybilly]].
 
=== Suspected He-Witch ===
 
On the heels of successfully defending his right to be in Operation THUNDERBALLZ, [[RS-LoveofProfit]] posted a response leading many to believe that Kalz0r is a He-Witch.
 
More than one [[Ranger Squad]] member has accused him of he-witchcraft, he-bitchery, and he-implementation of [[air castles]] with said abominations.
 
=== Jethro's Prophecy ===
Some wonder if [[RS-Jethro|Jethro]] foresaw the evil of Kalz0r, and was merely ahead of his time.
 
== Characteristic Feminine Indecisiveness ==
 
He changes his name in accordance to the rapacious proclivity of predatory Hawaiian caterpillars, who unfortunately have a tendency to eat live prey whenever the chance arises.
 
== .pewZ ==
 
Founder of the [[.pewZ]] Est.2009
 
The brotherhood of the [[.pewZ]] is watching...

Latest revision as of 13:45, 19 October 2011

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