3022 Olympics

3022 Olympics

The 3022 Olympics, held in space on the planet Zargon, face financial difficulties ultimately leading to most of the events cancelled, running out of oxygen and the accidental self-destruction of the Olympic village.

It highlights the dangers of trying to hold sporting events in space.

Due to a budget SNAFU, there were minor adjustments to the Olympic Schedule.

Event Time Place

Space Disks, 0900 ASU, Orbiter Arena #1

Space Swords, 1300 ASU, Orbiter Capsule #4

Space Luge, 1700 ASU, Zargon System Asteroid Field

All other events, TBA, TBA

• Drug tests after each event are mandatory.

The fate of future competitions is in doubt, as the Space Olympics Event Coordinator sacrificed himself for the good of the free-loading athletes and Michael Phelps' clone, who was obviously brain dead. It remains unclear why the alien hordes decided to attack during the evacuations. It is rumored that they were related to the Aztecs.

This event was immortalized in perhaps the greatest space olympics song every written. http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/digital-short-space-olympics/656361/

At one point, this page was the first, and second result when you Google search "3022 Olympics" - http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&fkt=8186&fsdt=10420&q=3022+olympics&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f&oq=

On October 28th, 2008, it became botht he first and second results.