The Grandmother of shruew

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shruew's Grandmother

shruew's grandmother is a well respect and wise sage. She has been credited with influencing young shruew's mental development.

Famous Quotes

Her most famous quote is perhaps her opinion on birthdays-

"It's better to be aging and getting older than to be young and dieing of some sort of incurable, painful disease. Like some sort of flesh eating version of herpes where it rots off your naughty bits then makes your eye juices ooze out leaving you blind. Then it spreads to the rest of your body like the Irish taking all the factory jobs."

Words of wisdom-

"Are you hungry? Do you want a sandwich? There was a sandwich here. Did that Irish nurse steal it? God damn the Irish always stealing our food..."

RS-H2o5's Birthday

Upon reciting this quote for RS-H2o5's birthday, H2o5's life is said to have been changed forever. Some even say for the better.