The Beard

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The Beard

The Beard has always existed. It predates, and in fact might have even caused the creation of, the universe.

In times of great peril and need, The Beard seeks out a worthy bearer and enables them with needed gifts of power. The current bearer, RS-Bocephus was blind, deaf, mute and impotent, but alas, worthy of The Beard. He was given the gift of vision, speech, a functioning phallus and partial hearing in one ear.

Motivational Aspects

"COMMIT TO THE BEARD" was a rallying cry used to pull the team through Season 2 of TCC playoffs. Which Ranger Squad eventually won.