Shruew

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shruew - co-founder of Ranger Squad. The 's' in shruew is always lower case. According to Talisman, he is known to be a "pompas ass"

Mating Habits

When it is time for a shruew to mate, they let out the call, "pew pew pew!" Further research has proven this to be false. shruews reproduce asexually. Or, at least they attempt to two or three times a day.

Rumors of Testical Size

It is rumored that he has one giant ball and one normal sized ball.

Noted Inventions

Is a noted inventor having created Ultimate Secret Super Power and Atomic Super Lasers from the Future.

Literay Genius Recognition

Widely recognized as a literary genius with such characters as Captain Hamington, Takeda Manamoto and of course, the epic tribute to ham - 101 Haikus About Ham.