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When it is time for a shruew to mate, they let out the call, "[[pew pew pew]]!"  Further research has proven this to be false.  shruews reproduce asexually.
When it is time for a shruew to mate, they let out the call, "[[pew pew pew]]!"  Further research has proven this to be false.  shruews reproduce asexually.


== Rumors of Testical Size ==
 
It is rumored that he has one giant ball and one normal sized ball.
 
== Noted Inventions ==
== Noted Inventions ==
Is a noted inventor having created [[Ultimate Secret Super Power]] and [[Atomic Super Lasers from the Future]].
Is a noted inventor having created [[Ultimate Secret Super Power]] and [[Atomic Super Lasers from the Future]].

Revision as of 10:17, 27 October 2009

RS-shruew

shruew - co-founder of Ranger Squad. The 's' in shruew is always lower case. Noted for his ability to kill fish with his mind.

Mating Habits

When it is time for a shruew to mate, they let out the call, "pew pew pew!" Further research has proven this to be false. shruews reproduce asexually.


Noted Inventions

Is a noted inventor having created Ultimate Secret Super Power and Atomic Super Lasers from the Future.

Literay Genius Recognition

Widely recognized as a literary genius with such characters as Captain Hamington, Takeda Manamoto and of course, the epic tribute to ham - 101 Haikus About Ham.

Hatred of Belize

shruew shocked the political community during a recent campaign speech where he discussed his intent to rule the entire world in peace, but with the exception of "Belize, those fuckers are on their own!"

shruew's campaign advisers have been unavailable for comment. The government of Belize however, declared Oct 15th a new yearly national day of mourning called - Shunned by shruew Day. Or, in the native parlance, "Evitado por el dia de shruew."

Eternal Love

On Oct 17th, 2008, shruew informed the world that he was enternal love. Any feelings of love felt throughout the world is directly because of shruew's gift to the world. He is enternal love, he gives enternal love, you owe him your enternal love (he also accepts cash).

shruew cites this wiki entry as conclusive proof that he is indeed Eternal Love.

On October 5th, 2009, Thorn, using the powers granted to him by his position as Jewish Voodoo Chieftain within the RS Congress of the Cow, officially and permanently revoked shruew's rights to all things eternal love.

RS archeologists rediscovered shruew's first mention of eternal love. It was posted in response to a less than satisfactory ebay sale. Quoted: " Lame as hell. At any given time there are people trying to sell souls, mystery boxes, their eternal love, etc on ebay. Just throw up a box and hope someone is drunk enough to bid $100 on it." - shruew, May 1, 2007.
The forum post can be found here

Clown Transportation Needs

Requires a vehicle that can transport more than 14 standard metric clowns.

Pilates

HE WAS PROMISED THEM!!!!

Insanity

The pressures of day in and day out founding have left shruew a feeble, mentally broken rodent and he will be remanded to the Ranger Squad Sanitarium and Salmon Cannery until further notice.

shruew's horse

He enjoys taking strolls on his amazing horse. Do not ask him where the lemonade is made. Do not make him ask twice to get on his horse.

Seen here in the act.