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| == RS-shruew ==
| | No one has any idea what or who '''S'''hruew is. |
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| shruew - co-founder of [[Ranger Squad]]. The 's' in shruew is always lower case.
| | Perhaps you meant to look for the completely unrelated topic of: [[RS-shruew]]? |
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| == Controversy ==
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| According to [[Talisman]], he is known to be a "pompas ass." shruew has been unavailable for comment.
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| shruew would like to make his official response now -- "Testicals. That is all."
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| shruew dearly hopes this ends our nations tragedy.
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| == Mating Habits ==
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| When it is time for a shruew to mate, they let out the call, "pew pew pew!" Further research has proven this to be false. shruews reproduce asexually. Or, at least they attempt to two or three times a day.
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| == Rumors of Testical Size ==
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| It is rumored that he has one giant ball and one normal sized ball.
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| == Noted Inventions ==
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| Is a noted inventor having created [[Ultimate Secret Super Power]] and [[Atomic Super Lasers from the Future]].
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| == Literay Genius Recognition ==
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| Widely recognized as a literary genius with such characters as [[Captain Hamington]], [[Takeda Manamoto]] and of course, the epic tribute to [[ham]] - [[101 Haikus About Ham]].
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| == Possibility that a Cellphone Can Make Pancakes ==
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| shruew is presently infatuated with the possibility that cellphones can make pancakes.
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| ==Hatred of Belize==
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| shruew shocked the political community during a recent campaign speech where he discussed his intent to rule the entire world in peace, but with the exception of "Belize, those fuckers are on their own!"
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| shruew's campaign advisers have been unavailable for comment. The government of Belize however, declared Oct 15th a new yearly national day of mourning called - Shunned by shruew Day.
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