Scatalogical arguing

Scatalogical arguing is a highly effective, nearly unbeatable, way to present a point of view.

The basic method is to form your highly detailed, well though out, response via the free form jazz singing method referred to as "scat." It is widely thought to be mathematically impossible to form an effective counter-response to a scatalogical argument. If, for instance, fifty random by standings join in the scat, it's a done deal.

Historical Examples

On July 4th, 1776 the United States were formed when the Continental Congress ratified the Declaration of Independence. Already engrossed in the Revolutionary War, the newly created Americans were perplexed that the British did not immediately drop their arms and go home.

Instead, Britain collectively said, "Belt up, you squidgy tossers! Pip pip!"

After spending the next 6 years trying to figure out what that meant the Americans finally decided to send an envoy to personally entreat King George III. The Americans selected their best orator, Benedict "Scatman" Morgan.

Given an audience, Morgan started to read the declaration out loud, "Ski-bi di di ba dop ba DOP bop BOP..." After those in audience instinctively repeated the phrases verbatim, the King had no choice but to accept terms which were formally ratified a few months later in Paris.

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Here modern day artist Scatman John recreates this scene in song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cnQCk0u49w