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== Physical Characteristics ==
== Physical Characteristics ==


Has a turbo ass and a kung-fu grip.
Has a turbo ass, a kung-fu grip and a ninja finger.

Revision as of 11:21, 9 October 2009

RS-Dolph

His last words were, "Fuck These Bitches." Truer words were rarely spoken.

Movie Trailer

The RS-Dolph movie trailer was released October 16th, 2008. The voice over reads:

In a world...where one man stands before the bomb...he's killed every enemy except one...he screams, "Fuck these bitches!"...and then he's killed...RS-Dolph...Coming soon to a theater near you.

Car

On Oct 20, 2008, Dolph purchased a new vehicle. Upon finding out the car could only hold 14 standard metric clowns at any time, shruew dismissed it for his purposes.

The specifics of Dolph's new car still remain clouded in mystery but it can also transport up to 30 midget clowns, not including a full sized driver.

Salmon

When he looks at a salmon steak, it's a safe bet he sees something most of us would not.

"Dolph is Gay"

One of the grander and more treasured traditions in RS is to declare "Dolph is gay" at the end of a public map when there is only 1 or 2 seconds left before the next map loads.

Dolph's Return!

After many tear filled months, the powers of the wiki are again in his control! (8/2/09)

Physical Characteristics

Has a turbo ass, a kung-fu grip and a ninja finger.