RS-Bocephus

RS-Bocephus

Common nickname for Hank Williams Jr. Hank got the nickname from his famous father, who looked in the cradle and just called him "Bocephus." Bocephus is a common phrase airbrushed on 1984 Ford F-150s.

Master of the Spreadsheet

Regionally known as the Master of the Spreadsheet.

Size in Relation to Thorn's

To quote RS-Bocephus to RS-Thorn on the rangersquad.com shoutbox, "Yours was enormous when compared to mine."

Often asks...

"Have you seen my beard?"

Infallibility Argument

"I have a beard."

To date, no adequate response to this argument has been found.

The Beard

Is simply the host of The Beard.

Watch

Bocephus has been playing the latest Call of Duty game on his watch. The crazy thing is that it's a wind-up. He has cited this as his reason for his crappy play.
He must turn it 4 trillion times for 3 minutes of play. This is why he has been so busy at work lately.