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[[shruew]] was the writer of the first 52 haikus about [[Ham]]; thought to be the single most impressive achievement by an individual ever. | [[shruew]] was the writer of the first 52 haikus about [[Ham]]; thought to be the single most impressive achievement by an individual ever. | ||
The incredible testament to [[ham]] was started on July 2nd, 2007 and concluded January 17, 2008. | |||
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45. | 45. | ||
Blood sausage for all.<br> | |||
Nazi clowns slapping children.<br> | |||
A future [[ham]] saved.<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
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46. | 46. | ||
If it is not love,<br> | |||
Then it is the [[ham]] that will<br> | |||
Bring us together.<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
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47. | 47. | ||
No words can describe<br> | |||
The honeyglazed joy of [[ham]].<br> | |||
That's their own problem.<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
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48. | 48. | ||
Your Dad left you young.<br> | |||
Your mother gave you away.<br> | |||
[[Ham]] was there for you.<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
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Why does [[ham]] perplex?<br> | |||
What mystery does it hold?<br> | |||
No one can be sure.<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
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50. | 50. | ||
Gladiators of<br> | |||
meats and fish welcome to my<br> | |||
Arena of [[Ham]]!<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
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51. | 51. | ||
I know of a place<br> | |||
Where [[ham]] flows freely for all.<br> | |||
In my dreams, at least.<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
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More than half way done.<br> | |||
My testament to [[ham]] is<br> | |||
very much on its way!<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
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53. | 53. | ||
Oh Lord I'm so hot.<br> | |||
Heating on the roasting pit.<br> | |||
Apple in my mouth.<br> | |||
-Drake | |||
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54. | 54. | ||
Baked fried or roasted.<br> | |||
Perfection in each serving.<br> | |||
Oh [[ham]] I love thee!<br> | |||
-Drake | |||
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Endure, Persist, Live.<br> | |||
You must carry the burden.<br> | |||
Supplicate to [[ham]]!<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
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56. | 56. | ||
Grossman is no [[ham]]!<br> | |||
A can't honeyglaze a win!<br> | |||
Get back to produce!<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
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Hear the rain splash down,<br> | |||
Fallen tears from unseen gods.<br> | |||
[[Ham]] has left heaven!<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
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58. | 58. | ||
Glorious desire,<br> | |||
Ramifications of love.<br> | |||
Sacrifice for [[ham]].<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
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59. | 59. | ||
[[Ham]]'s no reprobate.<br> | |||
No eternal damnation<br> | |||
For the Chosen Meat!<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
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Revision as of 11:52, 25 September 2008
101 Haikus About Ham
Located at http://www.rangersquad.com/smf/index.php/topic,185.0.html , 101 Haikus About Ham was started by RS-shruew to bring glory to the meat that is ham.
Trivia - 101 Haikus About Ham actually has 102 haikus. A special 102nd haiku was added to bring a glorious end to this most incredible endeavor.
shruew was the writer of the first 52 haikus about Ham; thought to be the single most impressive achievement by an individual ever.
The incredible testament to ham was started on July 2nd, 2007 and concluded January 17, 2008.
Haikus (In Order of Appearance)
1. Oh dear, I hunger |
2. Place it in a can |
3. It was a good one | |
4. Serve this masterpiece |
5. Hickory smoked ham |
6. Fresh, cured, dried, smoked ham | |
7. Boneless ham for you |
8. Ham ham ham ham ham |
9. Honey-spice glazed ham | |
10. Ham peppered bacon |
11. Love, Sex, Fame, Power |
12. Muslims don't eat ham | |
13. Clowns crying in blood |
14. I awake from sleep; |
15. Why am I obsessed? |
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16. Regrets in our lives. |
17. Mexican wrestlers, |
18. Before or after |
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19. Oh, say can you see? |
20. Sometimes I think that |
21. When it's time to go, |
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22. Co-pilot Chewy, |
23. Vegetarian, |
24. In certain cultures, |
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25. If Hitler ate ham, |
26. Through being cool now. |
27. Fabio Testi |
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28. Hamburger, you lied! |
29. The Code of the Ham: |
30. In the Middle East, |
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31. This ham has spoiled. |
32. Bacon is not ham. |
33. This country is free. |
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34. Pigs are known as the |
35. Let the silence soothe. |
36. Oh, Holiday Ham, |
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37. World hunger abounds. |
38. You must be able |
39. It has come; the time. |
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40. The Pork Chop Express |
41. The meaning of life |
42. This is a haiku. |
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43. Zombie death clowns die! |
44. To live forever. |
45. Blood sausage for all. |
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46. If it is not love, |
47. No words can describe |
48. Your Dad left you young. |
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49. Why does ham perplex? |
50. Gladiators of |
51. I know of a place |
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52. More than half way done. |
53. Oh Lord I'm so hot. |
54. Baked fried or roasted. |
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55. Endure, Persist, Live. |
56. Grossman is no ham! |
57. Hear the rain splash down, |
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58. Glorious desire, |
59. Ham's no reprobate. |
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Epilogue |
UNDER CONSTRUCTION-----