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Located at http://www.rangersquad.com/smf/index.php/topic,185.0.html , 101 Haikus About Ham was started by RS-[[shruew]] to bring glory to the meat that is [[ham]]. | Located at http://www.rangersquad.com/smf/index.php/topic,185.0.html , 101 Haikus About Ham was started by RS-[[shruew]] to bring glory to the meat that is [[ham]]. | ||
Trivia | *Trivia: | ||
**101 Haikus About Ham actually has 102 haikus. A special 102nd haiku was added to bring a glorious end to this most incredible endeavor. | |||
**Only three Haikus (numbers 3, 4, and 53) do not include the word [[ham]]. | |||
shruew was the writer of the first 52 | [[shruew]] was the writer of the first 52 haikus about [[Ham]]; thought to be the single most impressive achievement by an individual ever. | ||
The incredible testament to [[ham]] was started on July 2nd, 2007 and concluded January 17, 2008. | |||
Contributors: | *Contributors: | ||
**[[shruew]]- 78 | |||
** | **[[GenG]]- 18 | ||
**GenG- 18 | **[[Bear]]- 3 | ||
**Bear- 3 | |||
**Drake- 2 | **Drake- 2 | ||
**Silent700- 1 | **Silent700- 1 | ||
Haikus | Haikus (In Order of Appearance) | ||
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1. | 1. | ||
Oh dear, I hunger | Oh dear, I hunger<BR> | ||
Is there no solution here? | Is there no solution here?<BR> | ||
Indeed, I eat ham! | Indeed, I eat [[ham]]!<BR> | ||
-shruew | -[[shruew]]<BR> | ||
</td> | |||
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2. | |||
Place it in a can<BR> | |||
Market it to the masses<BR> | |||
Spread the word of [[ham]]<BR> | |||
-[[shruew]]<BR> | |||
</td> | |||
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3. | |||
It was a good one<BR> | |||
A honeyglazed perfection<BR> | |||
Sad now, it is gone.<BR> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td><tr><td> | |||
4. | |||
Serve this masterpiece<BR> | |||
Enjoy the sweet glazed topping<BR> | |||
A spiral sliced joy<BR> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td><td> | |||
5. | |||
Hickory smoked [[ham]]<BR> | |||
Serves 96 grams of fat<BR> | |||
One serving is all.<BR> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td><td> | |||
6. | |||
Fresh, cured, dried, smoked [[ham]]<BR> | |||
Too many choices to make<BR> | |||
Give me one of each.<BR> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td></tr><tr><td> | |||
7. | |||
Boneless [[ham]] for you<BR> | |||
Means less ham for me to eat<BR> | |||
That's why you must die<BR> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td><td> | |||
8. | |||
[[Ham]] [[ham]] [[ham]] [[ham]] [[ham]]<BR> | |||
All I can think about is:<BR> | |||
[[Ham]] [[ham]] [[ham]] [[ham]] [[ham]]<BR> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td><td> | |||
9. | |||
Honey-spice glazed [[ham]]<BR> | |||
Is ready to serve at once.<BR> | |||
Delightful for you!<BR> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td></tr><tr><td> | |||
10. | |||
[[Ham]] peppered bacon<BR> | |||
It is not a proper [[ham]]<BR> | |||
Yet, it's very good<BR> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td><td> | |||
11. | |||
Love, Sex, Fame, Power<BR> | |||
These are things people are after.<BR> | |||
I just want some [[ham]].<BR> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td><td> | |||
12. | |||
Muslims don't eat [[ham]]<BR> | |||
It's not considered halal.<BR> | |||
I will eat their [[ham]].<BR> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td><td></tr><tr><td> | |||
13. | |||
Clowns crying in blood<BR> | |||
Streets flooded with dead bodies.<BR> | |||
Hope - we call you [[ham]]!<BR> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td><td> | |||
14. | |||
I awake from sleep;<BR> | |||
A new day beckons me to come.<BR> | |||
Breakfast [[ham]] for strength.<BR> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
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15. | |||
Why am I obsessed?<br> | |||
[[ham]]. BAM! [[ham]]. BAM! [[ham]]. BAMBAM!<br> | |||
TAKE ME TO YOUR GOD!<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
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16. | |||
Regrets in our lives.<br> | |||
Looking back at my life I<br> | |||
Should've had more [[ham]].<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
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17. | |||
Mexican wrestlers,<br> | |||
Colorful costumes and acts.<br> | |||
Not as good as [[ham]]!<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
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18. | |||
Before or after<br> | |||
Before ham or after [[ham]]<br> | |||
[[Ham]] is the center<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
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19. | |||
Oh, say can you see?<br> | |||
By the dawn's early [[ham]]-light<br> | |||
I eat tons of [[ham]].<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
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20. | |||
Sometimes I think that<br> | |||
The sun is just a giant [[ham]]<br> | |||
Honeyglazing Earth.<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
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21. | |||
When it's time to go,<br> | |||
When it's time to bury me.<br> | |||
Bury me in [[ham]].<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
</tr> | |||
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22. | |||
Co-pilot Chewy,<br> | |||
You have never eaten [[ham]].<br> | |||
You should try some soon.<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
<td> | |||
23. | |||
Vegetarian,<br> | |||
I do not fear what you eat.<br> | |||
For it is not [[ham]].<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
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24. | |||
In certain cultures,<br> | |||
It is legal to marry<br> | |||
Dry-cured, not brined, [[ham]]<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
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25. | |||
If Hitler ate [[ham]],<br> | |||
All the world would be German.<br> | |||
Again, [[ham]] saves all.<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
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26. | |||
Through being cool now.<br> | |||
I have no [[ham]] and it hurts.<br> | |||
I WILL get some [[ham]]!!!<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
<td> | |||
27. | |||
Fabio Testi<br> | |||
You starred in a movie once<br> | |||
Did you eat [[ham]] there?<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
</tr> | |||
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28. | |||
Hamburger, you lied!<br> | |||
There is no [[ham]] in your meat!<br> | |||
Stop using that name!<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
<td> | |||
29. | |||
The Code of the [[Ham]]:<br> | |||
Live Free, Eat Well, Do Good and<br> | |||
Honeglaze evil.<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
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30. | |||
In the Middle East,<br> | |||
They don't eat a lot of [[ham]].<br> | |||
That explains a lot....<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
</tr> | |||
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31. | |||
This [[ham]] has spoiled.<br> | |||
Wasted in the frigde, it rots.<br> | |||
Tragedy unfolds.<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
<td> | |||
32. | |||
Bacon is not [[ham]].<br> | |||
Do not be confused on this.<br> | |||
Breakfast [[ham]] is best.<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
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33. | |||
This country is free.<br> | |||
Founded on the premise that<br> | |||
[[Ham]] should be consumed.<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
</tr> | |||
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34. | |||
Pigs are known as the<br> | |||
Philosophers of the farm.<br> | |||
Eat their [[ham]] and learn.<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
<td> | |||
35. | |||
Let the silence soothe.<br> | |||
Enjoy the starry night sky.<br> | |||
Embrace nature's [[ham]].<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
<td> | |||
36. | |||
Oh, Holiday [[Ham]],<br> | |||
How I wish you were year round.<br> | |||
Instead of just now.<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
</tr> | |||
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<td> | |||
37. | |||
World hunger abounds.<br> | |||
People are starving to death.<br> | |||
They should get some [[ham]].<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
<td> | |||
38. | |||
You must be able<br> | |||
to survive at any cost.<br> | |||
Keep the [[ham]] coming.<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
<td> | |||
39. | |||
It has come; the time.<br> | |||
Worthless! Worthless! All the time!<br> | |||
[[Ham]] shall set me free!!!<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
</tr> | |||
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<td> | |||
40. | |||
The Pork Chop Express<br> | |||
Delivers [[ham]] to the world;<br> | |||
delivering joy!<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
<td> | |||
41. | |||
The meaning of life<br> | |||
really has nothing to<br> | |||
do with [[ham]]. It should!<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
<td> | |||
42. | |||
This is a haiku.<br> | |||
It is about [[ham]] and stuff.<br> | |||
It's not very good.<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
</tr> | |||
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<td> | |||
43. | |||
Zombie death clowns die!<br> | |||
You cannot steal all my [[ham]]!<br> | |||
I'll rip your hearts out!<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
<td> | |||
44. | |||
To live forever.<br> | |||
To never hunger or thirst.<br> | |||
That is [[ham]]'s promise.<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
<td> | |||
45. | |||
Blood sausage for all.<br> | |||
Nazi clowns slapping children.<br> | |||
A future [[ham]] saved.<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
</tr> | |||
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46. | |||
If it is not love,<br> | |||
Then it is the [[ham]] that will<br> | |||
Bring us together.<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
<td> | |||
47. | |||
No words can describe<br> | |||
The honeyglazed joy of [[ham]].<br> | |||
That's their own problem.<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
<td> | |||
48. | |||
Your Dad left you young.<br> | |||
Your mother gave you away.<br> | |||
[[Ham]] was there for you.<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
</tr> | |||
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<td> | |||
49. | |||
Why does [[ham]] perplex?<br> | |||
What mystery does it hold?<br> | |||
No one can be sure.<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
<td> | |||
50. | |||
Gladiators of<br> | |||
meats and fish welcome to my<br> | |||
Arena of [[Ham]]!<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
<td> | |||
51. | |||
I know of a place<br> | |||
Where [[ham]] flows freely for all.<br> | |||
In my dreams, at least.<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
</tr> | |||
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<td> | |||
52. | |||
More than half way done.<br> | |||
My testament to [[ham]] is<br> | |||
very much on its way!<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
<td> | |||
53. | |||
Oh Lord I'm so hot.<br> | |||
Heating on the roasting pit.<br> | |||
Apple in my mouth.<br> | |||
-Drake | |||
</td> | |||
<td> | |||
54. | |||
Baked fried or roasted.<br> | |||
Perfection in each serving.<br> | |||
Oh [[ham]] I love thee!<br> | |||
-Drake | |||
</td> | |||
</tr> | |||
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<td> | |||
55. | |||
Endure, Persist, Live.<br> | |||
You must carry the burden.<br> | |||
Supplicate to [[ham]]!<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
<td> | |||
56. | |||
Grossman is no [[ham]]!<br> | |||
A can't honeyglaze a win!<br> | |||
Get back to produce!<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
<td> | |||
57. | |||
Hear the rain splash down,<br> | |||
Fallen tears from unseen gods.<br> | |||
[[Ham]] has left heaven!<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
</tr> | |||
<tr> | |||
<td> | |||
58. | |||
Glorious desire,<br> | |||
Ramifications of love.<br> | |||
Sacrifice for [[ham]].<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
<td> | |||
59. | |||
[[Ham]]'s no reprobate.<br> | |||
No eternal damnation<br> | |||
For the Chosen Meat!<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
<td> | |||
60. | |||
[[Ham]]'s like a snow flake,<br> | |||
Each bite a unique flavor.<br> | |||
Each bite a marvel!<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
</tr> | |||
<tr> | |||
<td> | |||
61. | |||
Witch Doctor of [[Ham]],<br> | |||
Do what you can for that boy.<br> | |||
Your ancient plague cure.<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
<td> | |||
62. | |||
[[Ham]] Paladin can<br> | |||
Save you from your inner fears.<br> | |||
Repent and rejoice!<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
<td> | |||
63. | |||
Sunshine; morning dew.<br> | |||
Celebration of senses.<br> | |||
[[Ham]] rises the sun.<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
</tr> | |||
<tr> | |||
<td> | |||
64. | |||
What's in my pocket?<br> | |||
Meaty, gentle, tasty fun!<br> | |||
Of course, it is [[ham]]!<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
<td> | |||
65. | |||
I like my [[ham]] like<br> | |||
How I like my girls to be:<br> | |||
Gold, glazed, sliced...uhhh wait.<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
<td> | |||
66. | |||
Politics to save<br> | |||
Us from life's many troubles.<br> | |||
Infuse [[ham]]. Repent.<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
</tr> | |||
<tr> | |||
<td> | |||
67. | |||
When all else fails you,<br> | |||
When all hope in life fails you,<br> | |||
Ascend to the [[ham]]!<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
<td> | |||
68. | |||
You cannot stop me!<br> | |||
Children looking at the throne<br> | |||
Don't know [[ham]] rules all!<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
<td> | |||
69. | |||
Putrid man get back!<br> | |||
Homeless man without a plan;<br> | |||
Stay away from [[ham]]!<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
</tr> | |||
<tr> | |||
<td> | |||
70. | |||
Rub [[ham]] on your loins.<br> | |||
Insert it in some places.<br> | |||
Just keep that secret!<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
<td> | |||
71. | |||
Sometimes I wonder<br> | |||
What life would be without [[Ham]]<br> | |||
I dare not dream it<br> | |||
-[[Bear]] | |||
</td> | |||
<td> | |||
72. | |||
My desperation;<br> | |||
The trials of life take hold!<br> | |||
Find solace in [[ham]].<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
</tr> | |||
<tr> | |||
<td> | |||
73. | |||
Let's think about [[ham]].<br> | |||
Contemplate its special taste.<br> | |||
At awe in it's glow!<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
<td> | |||
74. | |||
Was it all a dream?<br> | |||
[[Ham]] flowing like uncorked wine,<br> | |||
I'll never wake up! <br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
<td> | |||
75. | |||
Everyone loves [[Ham]]<br> | |||
Except for [[Chillybilly]]<br> | |||
He should be beaten!<br> | |||
-[[bear]] | |||
</td> | |||
</tr> | |||
<tr> | |||
<td> | |||
76. | |||
To have New Year's joy,<br> | |||
[[Ham]] must be consumed wisely -<br> | |||
Use moderation.<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
</td> | |||
<td> | |||
77. | |||
[[Ranger Squad]] loves [[ham]],<br> | |||
we love it with a passion<br> | |||
[[ham]] is our lifeblood<br> | |||
- | -[[GenG]] | ||
</td> | |||
<td> | |||
78. | |||
[[Ham]] is quite godly<br> | |||
[[Ham]] is inebriating<br> | |||
[[Ham]] is life itself<br> | |||
-[[GenG]] | |||
</td> | |||
</tr> | |||
<tr> | |||
<td> | |||
79. | |||
[[ham]] is god's lesson<br> | |||
[[ham]] is better than school is<br> | |||
[[ham]] is just super<br> | |||
- | -[[GenG]] | ||
</td> | |||
<td> | |||
80. | |||
[[Ham]] is good on bread<br> | |||
even better on women<br> | |||
it is always good<br> | |||
-[[GenG]] | |||
</td> | |||
<td> | |||
81. | |||
The clock struck seven<br> | |||
I was almost late for [[ham]]<br> | |||
but on time i was<br> | |||
- | -[[GenG]] | ||
</td> | |||
</tr> | |||
<tr> | |||
<td> | |||
82. | |||
Eggs with my breakfast<br> | |||
Turkey for my late lunch-break<br> | |||
[[Ham]] with my dinner<br> | |||
-[[GenG]] | |||
</td> | |||
<td> | |||
83. | |||
the sun is shining<br> | |||
a great golden [[ham]] glowing<br> | |||
lights the universe<br> | |||
-[[GenG]] | |||
</td> | |||
<td> | |||
84. | |||
Owning at my games<br> | |||
playing most delightfully<br> | |||
with [[ham]] at my side<br> | |||
-[[GenG]] | |||
</td> | |||
</tr> | |||
<tr> | |||
<td> | |||
85. | |||
Music was playing<br> | |||
furniture was strewn about<br> | |||
my [[ham]] was stolen<br> | |||
-[[GenG]] | |||
</td> | |||
<td> | |||
86. | |||
Money can't buy love<br> | |||
money can't buy happiness<br> | |||
money bought me [[ham]]<br> | |||
-[[GenG]] | |||
</td> | |||
<td> | |||
87. | |||
God gave men, women<br> | |||
god gave women the kitchen<br> | |||
God gave all great [[ham]]<br> | |||
-[[GenG]] | |||
</td> | |||
</tr> | |||
<tr> | |||
<td> | |||
88. | |||
Soldiers were marching<br> | |||
without rest they keep going<br> | |||
I gave them some [[ham]]<br> | |||
-[[GenG]] | |||
</td> | |||
<td> | |||
89. | |||
I have a fever<br> | |||
There is one prescription out<br> | |||
it's honey glazed [[ham]]<br> | |||
- | -[[GenG]] | ||
</td> | |||
<td> | |||
90. | |||
Snow was a falling<br> | |||
temperatures were dropping<br> | |||
[[ham]] i was eating<br> | |||
-[[GenG]] | |||
</td> | |||
</tr> | |||
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<td> | |||
91. | |||
we had us some [[ham]]<br> | |||
[[Giberish]] had none with him<br> | |||
We did not share it<br> | |||
- | -[[GenG]] | ||
</td> | |||
<td> | |||
92. | |||
The new year has come<br> | |||
The old year has passed us by<br> | |||
[[Ham]] is forever<br> | |||
-[[GenG]] | |||
</td> | |||
<td> | |||
93. | |||
Ham | I walked up my stairs<br> | ||
When i beheld something great<br> | |||
[[Ham]] awaiting me.<br> | |||
-[[GenG]] | |||
</td> | |||
</tr> | |||
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<td> | |||
94. | |||
I love my music<br> | |||
But when i have a headache<br> | |||
I eat [[ham]] instead<br> | |||
-[[GenG]] | |||
</td> | |||
<td> | |||
95. | |||
[[GenG]] loves his [[Ham]]<br> | |||
Certainly not more than [[shruew]]<br> | |||
[[Ham]] is in his blood<br> | |||
- | -[[Bear} | ||
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96. | |||
The stars above shine<br> | |||
Down upon the Earth like [[ham]];<br> | |||
Night time honeyglaze.<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
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97. | |||
Soon this will all end.<br> | |||
The tribute to [[ham]] will stop.<br> | |||
I will | I will cry that day.<br> | ||
-shruew | -[[shruew]] | ||
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98. | |||
Eat it! Eat the [[ham]]!<br> | |||
Don't make me have to kill you!<br> | |||
You WILL eat this [[ham]]!<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
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99. | |||
Take us home to [[ham]].<br> | |||
I've been away far too long.<br> | |||
Rejoice in its brine.<br> | |||
-shruew | -[[shruew]] | ||
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100. | |||
If there is no God,<br> | |||
then we must have faith in [[ham]].<br> | |||
For it is divine.<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
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101. | |||
This is not the end.<br> | |||
A | This shrine will last forever.<br> | ||
A tribute to [[ham]].<br> | |||
-shruew | -[[shruew]] | ||
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Epilogue | |||
- | Lo, too late to post! <br> | ||
The Thread's Ragnarok has come<br> | |||
Yet [[ham]]: eternal.<br> | |||
-Silent700 | |||
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</table> |
Latest revision as of 15:29, 25 September 2008
101 Haikus About Ham
Located at http://www.rangersquad.com/smf/index.php/topic,185.0.html , 101 Haikus About Ham was started by RS-shruew to bring glory to the meat that is ham.
- Trivia:
- 101 Haikus About Ham actually has 102 haikus. A special 102nd haiku was added to bring a glorious end to this most incredible endeavor.
- Only three Haikus (numbers 3, 4, and 53) do not include the word ham.
shruew was the writer of the first 52 haikus about Ham; thought to be the single most impressive achievement by an individual ever.
The incredible testament to ham was started on July 2nd, 2007 and concluded January 17, 2008.
Haikus (In Order of Appearance)
1. Oh dear, I hunger |
2. Place it in a can |
3. It was a good one | |
4. Serve this masterpiece |
5. Hickory smoked ham |
6. Fresh, cured, dried, smoked ham | |
7. Boneless ham for you |
8. Ham ham ham ham ham |
9. Honey-spice glazed ham | |
10. Ham peppered bacon |
11. Love, Sex, Fame, Power |
12. Muslims don't eat ham | |
13. Clowns crying in blood |
14. I awake from sleep; |
15. Why am I obsessed? |
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16. Regrets in our lives. |
17. Mexican wrestlers, |
18. Before or after |
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19. Oh, say can you see? |
20. Sometimes I think that |
21. When it's time to go, |
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22. Co-pilot Chewy, |
23. Vegetarian, |
24. In certain cultures, |
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25. If Hitler ate ham, |
26. Through being cool now. |
27. Fabio Testi |
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28. Hamburger, you lied! |
29. The Code of the Ham: |
30. In the Middle East, |
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31. This ham has spoiled. |
32. Bacon is not ham. |
33. This country is free. |
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34. Pigs are known as the |
35. Let the silence soothe. |
36. Oh, Holiday Ham, |
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37. World hunger abounds. |
38. You must be able |
39. It has come; the time. |
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40. The Pork Chop Express |
41. The meaning of life |
42. This is a haiku. |
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43. Zombie death clowns die! |
44. To live forever. |
45. Blood sausage for all. |
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46. If it is not love, |
47. No words can describe |
48. Your Dad left you young. |
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49. Why does ham perplex? |
50. Gladiators of |
51. I know of a place |
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52. More than half way done. |
53. Oh Lord I'm so hot. |
54. Baked fried or roasted. |
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55. Endure, Persist, Live. |
56. Grossman is no ham! |
57. Hear the rain splash down, |
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58. Glorious desire, |
59. Ham's no reprobate. |
60. Ham's like a snow flake, |
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61. Witch Doctor of Ham, |
62. Ham Paladin can |
63. Sunshine; morning dew. |
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64. What's in my pocket? |
65. I like my ham like |
66. Politics to save |
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67. When all else fails you, |
68. You cannot stop me! |
69. Putrid man get back! |
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70. Rub ham on your loins. |
71. Sometimes I wonder |
72. My desperation; |
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73. Let's think about ham. |
74. Was it all a dream? |
75. Everyone loves Ham |
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76. To have New Year's joy, |
77. Ranger Squad loves ham, |
78. Ham is quite godly |
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79. ham is god's lesson |
80. Ham is good on bread |
81. The clock struck seven |
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82. Eggs with my breakfast |
83. the sun is shining |
84. Owning at my games |
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85. Music was playing |
86. Money can't buy love |
87. God gave men, women |
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88. Soldiers were marching |
89. I have a fever |
90. Snow was a falling |
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91. we had us some ham |
92. The new year has come |
93. I walked up my stairs |
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94. I love my music |
95. GenG loves his Ham |
96. The stars above shine |
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97. Soon this will all end. |
98. Eat it! Eat the ham! |
99. Take us home to ham. |
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100. If there is no God, |
101. This is not the end. |
Epilogue Lo, too late to post! |