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In the Middle East,<br> | |||
They don't eat a lot of [[ham]].<br> | |||
That explains a lot....<br> | |||
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This [[ham]] has spoiled.<br> | |||
Wasted in the frigde, it rots.<br> | |||
Tragedy unfolds.<br> | |||
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Bacon is not [[ham]].<br> | |||
Do not be confused on this.<br> | |||
Breakfast [[ham]] is best.<br> | |||
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This country is free.<br> | |||
Founded on the premise that<br> | |||
[[Ham]] should be consumed.<br> | |||
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Pigs are known as the<br> | |||
Philosophers of the farm.<br> | |||
Eat their [[ham]] and learn.<br> | |||
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Let the silence soothe.<br> | |||
Enjoy the starry night sky.<br> | |||
Embrace nature's [[ham]].<br> | |||
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Oh, Holiday [[Ham]],<br> | |||
How I wish you were year round.<br> | |||
Instead of just now.<br> | |||
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World hunger abounds.<br> | |||
People are starving to death.<br> | |||
They should get some [[ham]].<br> | |||
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You must be able<br> | |||
to survive at any cost.<br> | |||
Keep the [[ham]] coming.<br> | |||
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It has come; the time.<br> | |||
Worthless! Worthless! All the time!<br> | |||
[[Ham]] shall set me free!!!<br> | |||
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The Pork Chop Express<br> | |||
Delivers [[ham]] to the world;<br> | |||
delivering joy!<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
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The meaning of life<br> | |||
really has nothing to<br> | |||
do with [[ham]]. It should!<br> | |||
-[[shruew]] | |||
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This is a haiku. | |||
It is about [[ham]] and stuff. | |||
It's not very good. | |||
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Zombie death clowns die!<br> | |||
You cannot steal all my [[ham]]!<br> | |||
I'll rip your hearts out!<br> | |||
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To live forever.<br> | |||
To never hunger or thirst.<br> | |||
That is [[ham]]'s promise.<br> | |||
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Revision as of 09:51, 24 September 2008
101 Haikus About Ham
Located at http://www.rangersquad.com/smf/index.php/topic,185.0.html , 101 Haikus About Ham was started by RS-shruew to bring glory to the meat that is ham.
Trivia - 101 Haikus About Ham actually has 102 haikus. A special 102nd haiku was added to bring a glorious end to this most incredible endeavor.
shruew was the writer of the first 52 haikus about Ham; thought to be the single most impressive achievement by an individual ever.
Haikus (In Order of Appearance)
1. Oh dear, I hunger |
2. Place it in a can |
3. It was a good one | |
4. Serve this masterpiece |
5. Hickory smoked ham |
6. Fresh, cured, dried, smoked ham | |
7. Boneless ham for you |
8. Ham ham ham ham ham |
9. Honey-spice glazed ham | |
10. Ham peppered bacon |
11. Love, Sex, Fame, Power |
12. Muslims don't eat ham | |
13. Clowns crying in blood |
14. I awake from sleep; |
15. Why am I obsessed? |
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16. Regrets in our lives. |
17. Mexican wrestlers, |
18. Before or after |
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19. Oh, say can you see? |
20. Sometimes I think that |
21. When it's time to go, |
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22. Co-pilot Chewy, |
23. Vegetarian, |
24. In certain cultures, |
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25. If Hitler ate ham, |
26. Through being cool now. |
27. Fabio Testi |
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28. Hamburger, you lied! |
29. The Code of the Ham: |
30. In the Middle East, |
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31. This ham has spoiled. |
32. Bacon is not ham. |
33. This country is free. |
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34. Pigs are known as the |
35. Let the silence soothe. |
36. Oh, Holiday Ham, |
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37. World hunger abounds. |
38. You must be able |
39. It has come; the time. |
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40. The Pork Chop Express |
41. The meaning of life |
42. This is a haiku. It is about ham and stuff. It's not very good. -shruew |
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43. Zombie death clowns die! |
44. To live forever. |
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