http://rangersquad.com/wiki/api.php?action=feedcontributions&user=RSshruew&feedformat=atomRangerSquadWiki - User contributions [en]2024-03-28T23:17:50ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.38.2http://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=Ranger_Squad_fantasy_Football&diff=1256Ranger Squad fantasy Football2014-12-24T14:58:15Z<p>RSshruew: </p>
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<div>== Ranger Squad Fantasy Football ==<br />
<br />
Each year [[Ranger Squad]] sponsors a premium fantasy football league. For each season thus far, this has been with Yahoo! Sports. <br />
<br />
=== Season Results ===<br />
<br />
{| border="1"<br />
! align="center" | Season<br />
! align="center" | Champion<br />
! align="center" | Runner Up<br />
! align="center" | Consolation Winner<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 1 (2004) || THE GURU'S TEAM! (tbd) || Drunk Bastards ([[RS-NoGood]]) || LoCo Lightning ([[SgtLoco]])<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 2 (2005) || Swinkdifyers (Swinks) || Nogood Noobs ([[RS-NoGood]]) || moldy cheese (tbd)<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 3 (2006) || COCKERHAM ([[RS-shruew]]) || eastcoastthrillers (tbd) || BLOW MEH! ([[GenG]])<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 4 (2007) || Little Brown Dots... ([[thorn]]) || Los Perdedores ([[Los Perdedores]]) || Pip's Devils ([[RS-genpip]])<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 5 (2008) || chillybillys ([[chillybilly]]) || Country Crushas (tbd) || cheeser (tbd)<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 6 (2009) || Los Perdedores ([[Los Perdedores]]) || Harry Apples.pewz ([[thorn]]) || Porkems ([[GenG]])<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 7 (2010) || Awesomer Than You ([[RS-shruew]]) || Porkems ([[GenG]]) || Cock-n-Crocs ([[chillybilly]])<br />
|-<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 8 (2011) || SkillaPlaya ([[RS-Sarg]])|| Bad Touchdown (non-RS player) || Natisimo ([[chillybilly]])<br />
|-<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 9 (2012) || Toe'sWithBlueJam ([[RS-Sarg]]) || Pip's Devils ([[RS-genpip]]) || Cleaver Team Name ([[RS-shruew]]) <br />
|-<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 10 (2013) || Max 20 Characters ([[RS-shruew]])|| Porkems ([[GenG]])|| I shower daily ([[thorn]])<br />
|-<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 11 (2014) || Bowling Young ([[chillybilly]])|| Los Perdedores ([[Los Perdedores]])|| barbeque shruew ([[thorn]])<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
<br />
== Founders Keep Winning Controversy == <br />
<br />
Season 3 and 4 saw the co-founders of [[Ranger Squad]] win back-to-back. Leading to question over the validity of the competition.<br />
<br />
== Three Timer ==<br />
<br />
[[shruew]] has won world wide acclaim, fame, fortune and a pogo stick for becoming the first Three Time Ranger Squad Fantasy Football Champion of Awesomeness.<br />
<br />
== Season 8 Highlights ==<br />
<br />
Season 8 was destined to go down as the year of [[chillybilly]] with his run of the table in the regular season. However, he just didn't want it enough to win in the playoffs and was quickly defeated. <br />
<br />
This sparked a great debate on the interwebs as to whether chillybilly lost "like a bitch." Some argued that comparing chilly to bitches as offensive to bitches, yo! <br />
<br />
The debate was never definitely resolved as the debate quickly devolved into who was acting more like Hitler. Some even say the debate carries on until this day.</div>RSshruewhttp://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=The_Grandmother_of_shruew&diff=1254The Grandmother of shruew2014-08-19T13:19:40Z<p>RSshruew: </p>
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<div>== shruew's grandmother ==<br />
<br />
[[shruew]]'s grandmother is a well respect and wise sage. He has been credited with influencing young shruew's mental development.<br />
<br />
== Famous Quote ==<br />
<br />
His most famous quote is perhaps his opinion on birthdays-<br />
<br />
"It's better to be aging and getting older than to be young and dieing of some sort of incurable, painful disease. Like some sort of flesh eating version of herpes where it rots off your naughty bits then makes your eye juices ooze out leaving you blind. Then it spreads to the rest of your body like the Irish taking all the factory jobs."</div>RSshruewhttp://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=Ranger_Squad_fantasy_Football&diff=1250Ranger Squad fantasy Football2013-12-24T23:18:34Z<p>RSshruew: /* Season Results */</p>
<hr />
<div>== Ranger Squad Fantasy Football ==<br />
<br />
Each year [[Ranger Squad]] sponsors a premium fantasy football league. For each season thus far, this has been with Yahoo! Sports. <br />
<br />
=== Season Results ===<br />
<br />
{| border="1"<br />
! align="center" | Season<br />
! align="center" | Champion<br />
! align="center" | Runner Up<br />
! align="center" | Consolation Winner<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 1 (2004) || THE GURU'S TEAM! (tbd) || Drunk Bastards ([[RS-NoGood]]) || LoCo Lightning ([[SgtLoco]])<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 2 (2005) || Swinkdifyers (Swinks) || Nogood Noobs ([[RS-NoGood]]) || moldy cheese (tbd)<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 3 (2006) || COCKERHAM ([[RS-shruew]]) || eastcoastthrillers (tbd) || BLOW MEH! ([[GenG]])<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 4 (2007) || Little Brown Dots... ([[thorn]]) || Los Perdedores ([[Los Perdedores]]) || Pip's Devils ([[RS-genpip]])<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 5 (2008) || chillybillys ([[chillybilly]]) || Country Crushas (tbd) || cheeser (tbd)<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 6 (2009) || Los Perdedores ([[Los Perdedores]]) || Harry Apples.pewz ([[thorn]]) || Porkems ([[GenG]])<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 7 (2010) || Awesomer Than You ([[RS-shruew]]) || Porkems ([[GenG]]) || Cock-n-Crocs ([[chillybilly]])<br />
|-<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 8 (2011) || SkillaPlaya ([[RS-Sarg]])|| Bad Touchdown (non-RS player) || Natisimo ([[chillybilly]])<br />
|-<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 9 (2012) || Toe'sWithBlueJam ([[RS-Sarg]]) || Pip's Devils ([[RS-genpip]]) || Cleaver Team Name ([[RS-shruew]]) <br />
|-<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 10 (2013) || Max 20 Characters ([[RS-shruew]])|| Porkems ([[GenG]])|| I shower daily ([[thorn]])<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
<br />
== Founders Keep Winning Controversy == <br />
<br />
Season 3 and 4 saw the co-founders of [[Ranger Squad]] win back-to-back. Leading to question over the validity of the competition.<br />
<br />
== Two Timer ==<br />
<br />
[[shruew]] has won world wide acclaim, fame, fortune and a pogo stick for becoming the first Two Time Ranger Squad Fantasy Football Champion of Awesomeness.<br />
<br />
== Season 8 Highlights ==<br />
<br />
Season 8 was destined to go down as the year of [[chillybilly]] with his run of the table in the regular season. However, he just didn't want it enough to win in the playoffs and was quickly defeated. <br />
<br />
This sparked a great debate on the interwebs as to whether chillybilly lost "like a bitch." Some argued that comparing chilly to bitches as offensive to bitches, yo! <br />
<br />
The debate was never definitely resolved as the debate quickly devolved into who was acting more like Hitler. Some even say the debate carries on until this day.</div>RSshruewhttp://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=Night&diff=1249Night2013-11-11T16:57:33Z<p>RSshruew: Created page with "When they mostly come out. Mostly."</p>
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<div>When they mostly come out. Mostly.</div>RSshruewhttp://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=RS-shruew&diff=1248RS-shruew2013-10-01T19:13:28Z<p>RSshruew: /* Trackball */</p>
<hr />
<div>== RS-shruew ==<br />
<br />
shruew, short for shruewski, - co-founder of [[Ranger Squad]]. The 's' in shruew is always lower case. Noted for his ability to kill fish with his mind.<br />
<br />
Real Name: shruewgelbert shruewmperdink<br />
<br />
== Mating Habits ==<br />
When it is time for a shruew to mate, they let out the call, "[[pew pew pew]]!" Further research has proven this to be false. shruews reproduce asexually. Even further research has shown that shruew's don't reproduce.<br />
<br />
=== Undeniably Sexy ===<br />
<br />
shruew posed for a rare, mesmerizing, sexy photo shoot which can be seen at http://www.rangersquad.com/sexy<br />
<br />
== Noted Inventions ==<br />
Is a noted inventor having created [[Ultimate Secret Super Power]] and [[Atomic Super Lasers from the Future]].<br />
<br />
=== Get Rich Quick Schemes ===<br />
Although some accuse his Noted Inventions are actually Get Rich Quick Schemes, shruew flatly denies.<br />
<br />
However, his white paper "Sealing Your Fate - Your Guide to Getting Rich by Clubbing Seals" might certainly be.<br />
<br />
== Literay Genius Recognition ==<br />
Widely recognized as a literary genius with such characters as [[Captain Hamington]], [[Takeda Manamoto]] and of course, the epic tribute to [[ham]] - [[101 Haikus About Ham]].<br />
==Hatred of Belize==<br />
shruew shocked the political community during a recent campaign speech where he discussed his intent to rule the entire world in peace, but with the exception of "Belize, those fuckers are on their own!"<br />
<br />
shruew's campaign advisers have been unavailable for comment. The government of Belize however, declared Oct 15th a new yearly national day of mourning called - Shunned by shruew Day. Or, in the native parlance, "Evitado por el dia de shruew." Some might claim this unlikely since the official language of Belize is actually English. This is incorrect, Belize was so distraught they suffered mass hysteria and forgot how to speak English and became a Spanish speaking country. <br />
<br />
=== October Cursed Month ===<br />
<br />
Every October after being shunned by shruew, Belize suffers terrible tragedies. In October 2010 Belize was hit by a hurricane which freed a man killing jaguar from the zoo.<br />
<br />
shruew was unmoved.<br />
<br />
== Eternal Love ==<br />
On Oct 17th, 2008, shruew informed the world that he was enternal love. Any feelings of love felt throughout the world is directly because of shruew's gift to the world. He is enternal love, he gives enternal love, you owe him your enternal love (he also accepts cash).<br><br />
<br />
shruew cites this wiki entry as conclusive proof that he is indeed Eternal Love. <br><br />
<br />
On October 5th, 2009, [[Thorn]], using the powers granted to him by his position as [[Jewish Voodoo Chieftain]] within the [[RS]] [[Congress of the Cow]], officially and permanently revoked [[shruew]]'s rights to all things eternal love. <br />
<br />
RS archeologists rediscovered shruew's first mention of eternal love. It was posted in response to a less than satisfactory ebay sale. Quoted: " Lame as hell. At any given time there are people trying to sell souls, mystery boxes, their '''eternal love''', etc on ebay. Just throw up a box and hope someone is drunk enough to bid $100 on it." - shruew, May 1, 2007.<br><br />
The forum post can be found [http://www.rangersquad.com/smf/index.php/topic,131.msg1160.html#msg1160 here]<br />
<br />
Re-inspired by Ranger Squad's dramatic victory in [[TCC|TCC League Season 2]], shruew once again took over the mantle of Eternal Love on Nov. 16, 2009.<br />
<br />
== Clown Transportation Needs ==<br />
Requires a vehicle that can transport more than 14 [[standard metric clown]]s.<br />
<br />
== Pilates ==<br />
HE WAS PROMISED THEM!!!!<br />
<br />
== Insanity ==<br />
The pressures of day in and day out founding have left shruew a feeble, mentally broken rodent and he will be remanded to the [[Ranger Squad Sanitarium and Salmon Cannery]] until further notice.<br />
<br />
== shruew's horse ==<br />
He enjoys taking strolls on his amazing horse. Do not ask him where the lemonade is made. '''Do not''' make him ask twice to get on his horse.<br />
<br />
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP_0dDjoW_o&feature=player_embedded# Seen here in the act.]<br />
<br />
== Creative Design ==<br />
<br />
Pioneer of Laser Sword based advertising.<br />
<br />
== Dislike of strip clubs ==<br />
<br />
shruew is very public about his dislike of strip clubs, quoted saying, "I just don't like people rubbing all over me - even if they have exposed breasticles." This is the polar opposite of [[Romaniac]].<br />
<br />
<br />
== Treachery ==<br />
<br />
Hates treachery... Especially Kung-Fu treachery!<br />
<br />
== Perhaps Not a shruew? ==<br />
<br />
According to some insider sources, shruew may actually be a polar bear with fascist ideals.<br />
<br />
== Trackball ==<br />
<br />
Doesn't game with a mouse. Uses a very old track ball and a still very timely We Love the Iraqi Information Minister mouse pad.<br />
<br />
http://www.rangersquad.com/www/shruew/photo.JPG<br />
<br />
<br />
Update:<br />
Actually uses a mouse now.<br />
<br />
== Cutting the Cord ==<br />
<br />
While cutting the cord seems like a modern trend it should be noted that shruew cut his cord shortly after birth and has been cordless ever since.</div>RSshruewhttp://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=RS-shruew&diff=1247RS-shruew2013-09-25T11:46:10Z<p>RSshruew: </p>
<hr />
<div>== RS-shruew ==<br />
<br />
shruew, short for shruewski, - co-founder of [[Ranger Squad]]. The 's' in shruew is always lower case. Noted for his ability to kill fish with his mind.<br />
<br />
Real Name: shruewgelbert shruewmperdink<br />
<br />
== Mating Habits ==<br />
When it is time for a shruew to mate, they let out the call, "[[pew pew pew]]!" Further research has proven this to be false. shruews reproduce asexually. Even further research has shown that shruew's don't reproduce.<br />
<br />
=== Undeniably Sexy ===<br />
<br />
shruew posed for a rare, mesmerizing, sexy photo shoot which can be seen at http://www.rangersquad.com/sexy<br />
<br />
== Noted Inventions ==<br />
Is a noted inventor having created [[Ultimate Secret Super Power]] and [[Atomic Super Lasers from the Future]].<br />
<br />
=== Get Rich Quick Schemes ===<br />
Although some accuse his Noted Inventions are actually Get Rich Quick Schemes, shruew flatly denies.<br />
<br />
However, his white paper "Sealing Your Fate - Your Guide to Getting Rich by Clubbing Seals" might certainly be.<br />
<br />
== Literay Genius Recognition ==<br />
Widely recognized as a literary genius with such characters as [[Captain Hamington]], [[Takeda Manamoto]] and of course, the epic tribute to [[ham]] - [[101 Haikus About Ham]].<br />
==Hatred of Belize==<br />
shruew shocked the political community during a recent campaign speech where he discussed his intent to rule the entire world in peace, but with the exception of "Belize, those fuckers are on their own!"<br />
<br />
shruew's campaign advisers have been unavailable for comment. The government of Belize however, declared Oct 15th a new yearly national day of mourning called - Shunned by shruew Day. Or, in the native parlance, "Evitado por el dia de shruew." Some might claim this unlikely since the official language of Belize is actually English. This is incorrect, Belize was so distraught they suffered mass hysteria and forgot how to speak English and became a Spanish speaking country. <br />
<br />
=== October Cursed Month ===<br />
<br />
Every October after being shunned by shruew, Belize suffers terrible tragedies. In October 2010 Belize was hit by a hurricane which freed a man killing jaguar from the zoo.<br />
<br />
shruew was unmoved.<br />
<br />
== Eternal Love ==<br />
On Oct 17th, 2008, shruew informed the world that he was enternal love. Any feelings of love felt throughout the world is directly because of shruew's gift to the world. He is enternal love, he gives enternal love, you owe him your enternal love (he also accepts cash).<br><br />
<br />
shruew cites this wiki entry as conclusive proof that he is indeed Eternal Love. <br><br />
<br />
On October 5th, 2009, [[Thorn]], using the powers granted to him by his position as [[Jewish Voodoo Chieftain]] within the [[RS]] [[Congress of the Cow]], officially and permanently revoked [[shruew]]'s rights to all things eternal love. <br />
<br />
RS archeologists rediscovered shruew's first mention of eternal love. It was posted in response to a less than satisfactory ebay sale. Quoted: " Lame as hell. At any given time there are people trying to sell souls, mystery boxes, their '''eternal love''', etc on ebay. Just throw up a box and hope someone is drunk enough to bid $100 on it." - shruew, May 1, 2007.<br><br />
The forum post can be found [http://www.rangersquad.com/smf/index.php/topic,131.msg1160.html#msg1160 here]<br />
<br />
Re-inspired by Ranger Squad's dramatic victory in [[TCC|TCC League Season 2]], shruew once again took over the mantle of Eternal Love on Nov. 16, 2009.<br />
<br />
== Clown Transportation Needs ==<br />
Requires a vehicle that can transport more than 14 [[standard metric clown]]s.<br />
<br />
== Pilates ==<br />
HE WAS PROMISED THEM!!!!<br />
<br />
== Insanity ==<br />
The pressures of day in and day out founding have left shruew a feeble, mentally broken rodent and he will be remanded to the [[Ranger Squad Sanitarium and Salmon Cannery]] until further notice.<br />
<br />
== shruew's horse ==<br />
He enjoys taking strolls on his amazing horse. Do not ask him where the lemonade is made. '''Do not''' make him ask twice to get on his horse.<br />
<br />
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP_0dDjoW_o&feature=player_embedded# Seen here in the act.]<br />
<br />
== Creative Design ==<br />
<br />
Pioneer of Laser Sword based advertising.<br />
<br />
== Dislike of strip clubs ==<br />
<br />
shruew is very public about his dislike of strip clubs, quoted saying, "I just don't like people rubbing all over me - even if they have exposed breasticles." This is the polar opposite of [[Romaniac]].<br />
<br />
<br />
== Treachery ==<br />
<br />
Hates treachery... Especially Kung-Fu treachery!<br />
<br />
== Perhaps Not a shruew? ==<br />
<br />
According to some insider sources, shruew may actually be a polar bear with fascist ideals.<br />
<br />
== Trackball ==<br />
<br />
Doesn't game with a mouse. Uses a very old track ball and a still very timely We Love the Iraqi Information Minister mouse pad.<br />
<br />
http://www.rangersquad.com/www/shruew/photo.JPG<br />
<br />
== Cutting the Cord ==<br />
<br />
While cutting the cord seems like a modern trend it should be noted that shruew cut his cord shortly after birth and has been cordless ever since.</div>RSshruewhttp://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=Ferret_and_Lost_Cow&diff=1246Ferret and Lost Cow2013-08-28T02:08:57Z<p>RSshruew: Created page with "== Introduction == Ferret and Lost Cow is an advanced, highly physically demanding sex act. It is perhaps the most advanced sex act known to human beings, certain primates and,..."</p>
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<div>== Introduction ==<br />
<br />
Ferret and Lost Cow is an advanced, highly physically demanding sex act. It is perhaps the most advanced sex act known to human beings, certain primates and, though not verified, certain sexual perverse dolphins.<br />
<br />
== History ==<br />
<br />
This advanced sex act is thought to have originated from the traditional Norse human sacrifices on the Isle of Man in the 9th century. The sacrificial ritual was a fertility right that symbolized the traditional letting loose of ferrets to capture feral cows. <br />
<br />
King Magnus III is thought to be the first to change the sacrificial right into a sex act enacting the Right of First Bovine in which he copulated with the first born calf in his kingdom each season.<br />
<br />
Over the years, mainly by the perversion of Scottish immigrants to the Isle of Man, the Lost Cow became the dominate sexual predator and the ferret the receptive mustela putorius furo.<br />
<br />
== Medical Warnings ==<br />
<br />
There are six stages to Ferret and Lost Cow. Each stage is geometrically more demanding than the previous stage. It is advised that only the most physically fit attempt even the first stage and only world class athletes should consider going to stage six.<br />
<br />
Never attempt Ferret and Lost Cow twice in one day. <br />
<br />
Hedonistic sculptor Bryan Kneale is the only known man to survive Ferret and Lost Cow twice in a 28 hour period and his mate was a particularly physically fit baboon. He was later arrested for practicing unsafe sex with a baboon. A crime for which he was punished under the maximum penalty under Manx law.</div>RSshruewhttp://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=RS-shruew&diff=1245RS-shruew2013-02-25T21:18:24Z<p>RSshruew: </p>
<hr />
<div>== RS-shruew ==<br />
<br />
shruew, short for shruewski, - co-founder of [[Ranger Squad]]. The 's' in shruew is always lower case. Noted for his ability to kill fish with his mind.<br />
<br />
Real Name: shruewgelbert shruewmperdink<br />
<br />
== Mating Habits ==<br />
When it is time for a shruew to mate, they let out the call, "[[pew pew pew]]!" Further research has proven this to be false. shruews reproduce asexually. Even further research has shown that shruew's don't reproduce.<br />
<br />
=== Undeniably Sexy ===<br />
<br />
shruew posed for a rare, mesmerizing, sexy photo shoot which can be seen at http://www.rangersquad.com/sexy<br />
<br />
== Noted Inventions ==<br />
Is a noted inventor having created [[Ultimate Secret Super Power]] and [[Atomic Super Lasers from the Future]].<br />
<br />
=== Get Rich Quick Schemes ===<br />
Although some accuse his Noted Inventions are actually Get Rich Quick Schemes, shruew flatly denies.<br />
<br />
However, his white paper "Sealing Your Fate - Your Guide to Getting Rich by Clubbing Seals" might certainly be.<br />
<br />
== Literay Genius Recognition ==<br />
Widely recognized as a literary genius with such characters as [[Captain Hamington]], [[Takeda Manamoto]] and of course, the epic tribute to [[ham]] - [[101 Haikus About Ham]].<br />
==Hatred of Belize==<br />
shruew shocked the political community during a recent campaign speech where he discussed his intent to rule the entire world in peace, but with the exception of "Belize, those fuckers are on their own!"<br />
<br />
shruew's campaign advisers have been unavailable for comment. The government of Belize however, declared Oct 15th a new yearly national day of mourning called - Shunned by shruew Day. Or, in the native parlance, "Evitado por el dia de shruew." Some might claim this unlikely since the official language of Belize is actually English. This is incorrect, Belize was so distraught they suffered mass hysteria and forgot how to speak English and became a Spanish speaking country. <br />
<br />
=== October Cursed Month ===<br />
<br />
Every October after being shunned by shruew, Belize suffers terrible tragedies. In October 2010 Belize was hit by a hurricane which freed a man killing jaguar from the zoo.<br />
<br />
shruew was unmoved.<br />
<br />
== Eternal Love ==<br />
On Oct 17th, 2008, shruew informed the world that he was enternal love. Any feelings of love felt throughout the world is directly because of shruew's gift to the world. He is enternal love, he gives enternal love, you owe him your enternal love (he also accepts cash).<br><br />
<br />
shruew cites this wiki entry as conclusive proof that he is indeed Eternal Love. <br><br />
<br />
On October 5th, 2009, [[Thorn]], using the powers granted to him by his position as [[Jewish Voodoo Chieftain]] within the [[RS]] [[Congress of the Cow]], officially and permanently revoked [[shruew]]'s rights to all things eternal love. <br />
<br />
RS archeologists rediscovered shruew's first mention of eternal love. It was posted in response to a less than satisfactory ebay sale. Quoted: " Lame as hell. At any given time there are people trying to sell souls, mystery boxes, their '''eternal love''', etc on ebay. Just throw up a box and hope someone is drunk enough to bid $100 on it." - shruew, May 1, 2007.<br><br />
The forum post can be found [http://www.rangersquad.com/smf/index.php/topic,131.msg1160.html#msg1160 here]<br />
<br />
Re-inspired by Ranger Squad's dramatic victory in [[TCC|TCC League Season 2]], shruew once again took over the mantle of Eternal Love on Nov. 16, 2009.<br />
<br />
== Clown Transportation Needs ==<br />
Requires a vehicle that can transport more than 14 [[standard metric clown]]s.<br />
<br />
== Pilates ==<br />
HE WAS PROMISED THEM!!!!<br />
<br />
== Insanity ==<br />
The pressures of day in and day out founding have left shruew a feeble, mentally broken rodent and he will be remanded to the [[Ranger Squad Sanitarium and Salmon Cannery]] until further notice.<br />
<br />
== shruew's horse ==<br />
He enjoys taking strolls on his amazing horse. Do not ask him where the lemonade is made. '''Do not''' make him ask twice to get on his horse.<br />
<br />
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP_0dDjoW_o&feature=player_embedded# Seen here in the act.]<br />
<br />
== Creative Design ==<br />
<br />
Pioneer of Laser Sword based advertising.<br />
<br />
== Dislike of strip clubs ==<br />
<br />
shruew is very public about his dislike of strip clubs, quoted saying, "I just don't like people rubbing all over me - even if they have exposed breasticles." This is the polar opposite of [[Romaniac]].<br />
<br />
<br />
== Treachery ==<br />
<br />
Hates treachery... Especially Kung-Fu treachery!<br />
<br />
== Perhaps Not a shruew? ==<br />
<br />
According to some insider sources, shruew may actually be a polar bear with fascist ideals.<br />
<br />
== Trackball ==<br />
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Doesn't game with a mouse. Uses a very old track ball and a still very timely We Love the Iraqi Information Minister mouse pad.<br />
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http://www.rangersquad.com/www/shruew/photo.JPG</div>RSshruewhttp://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=Ranger_Squad_Committee_On_Observing_Ethical_Research_Testing_To_Ensure_That_Ethics_Are_Observed_In_The_Fields_Of_Testing_and_Research&diff=1243Ranger Squad Committee On Observing Ethical Research Testing To Ensure That Ethics Are Observed In The Fields Of Testing and Research2013-02-20T02:49:04Z<p>RSshruew: </p>
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<div>Potentially run by [[GenG]].<br />
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RSCoOErTtEtEaOitFoTaR plays an important and not very well understood roll within Ranger Squad.</div>RSshruewhttp://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=Ranger_Squad_Committee_On_Observing_Ethical_Research_Testing_To_Ensure_That_Ethics_Are_Observed_In_The_Fields_Of_Testing_and_Research&diff=1242Ranger Squad Committee On Observing Ethical Research Testing To Ensure That Ethics Are Observed In The Fields Of Testing and Research2013-02-20T02:47:58Z<p>RSshruew: Created page with "Potentially run by GenG."</p>
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<div>Potentially run by [[GenG]].</div>RSshruewhttp://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=RS-BrockBossly&diff=1241RS-BrockBossly2013-02-11T17:29:37Z<p>RSshruew: /* Certification of Comprehensive and Completeness */</p>
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<div>Is a Kiwi-Kraut.<br />
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===Certification of Comprehensiveness and Completeness===<br />
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After a careful review this entry has been Certified Comprehensive and Complete by the Ranger Squad Certification Authority under the Sub Council on Comprehensiveness with a partnership with the Ranger Squad Auxiliary Completeness Committee on Excellence and Taco Salad Preparedness.</div>RSshruewhttp://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=RS-BrockBossly&diff=1240RS-BrockBossly2013-02-11T02:52:10Z<p>RSshruew: </p>
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<div>Is a Kiwi-Kraut.<br />
<br />
===Certification of Comprehensive and Completeness===<br />
<br />
After a careful review this entry has been Certified Comprehensive and Complete by the Ranger Squad Certification Authority under the Sub Council on Comprehensiveness with a partnership with the Ranger Squad Auxiliary Completeness Committee on Excellence and Taco Salad Preparedness.</div>RSshruewhttp://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=Scatalogical_arguing&diff=1239Scatalogical arguing2013-01-24T22:36:30Z<p>RSshruew: /* Practical Usage */</p>
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<div>== Scatalogical Arguments ==<br />
<br />
Scatalogical arguing is a highly effective, nearly unbeatable, way to present a point of view.<br />
<br />
The basic method is to form your highly detailed, well thought out response via the free form jazz singing method referred to as "scat." It is widely thought to be mathematically impossible to form an effective counter-response to a scatalogical argument. If, for instance, fifty random people by standings join in the scat, it's a done deal. <br />
<br />
== Historical Example ==<br />
<br />
On July 4th, 1776 the United States were formed when the Continental Congress ratified the Declaration of Independence. Already engrossed in the Revolutionary War, the newly created Americans were perplexed that the British did not immediately drop their arms and go home.<br />
<br />
Instead, Britain collectively said, "Belt up, you squidgy tossers! Pip pip!"<br />
<br />
After spending the next 6 years trying to figure out what that meant the Americans finally decided to send an envoy to personally entreat King George III. The Americans selected their best orator, Benedict "Scatman" Morgan. <br />
<br />
Given an audience, Morgan started to read the declaration out loud, "Ski-bi di di ba dop ba DOP bop BOP..." After those in audience instinctively repeated the phrases verbatim, the King had no choice but to accept terms which were formally ratified a few months later in Paris.<br />
<br />
---<br />
<br />
Here modern day artist Scatman John recreates this scene in song:<br />
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cnQCk0u49w<br />
<br />
== Practical Usage ==<br />
<br />
Say, for instance, you are at the subway station waiting for the train and a homeless man comes up smelling of vintage week old urine and holding his hat in hand and asks, "What is your view on abortion? I believe life begins at conception and anything that ends that life from that point on is murder and should be outlawed!"<br />
<br />
You would take a moment to gather the facts in your head and respond, "Skibbi dibbi bop DOP DOP DOP bi bi da bee da bop!"<br />
<br />
The homeless man would then bow politely and walk away saying, "Well played, sir." Your fellow subway station comrades will break out in applause interrupted only when they throw the confetti they have been keeping in their pocket all these years waiting for such an event. As you board the arriving train you look and catch someone's eye and see into their soul and know instantly that their life has been fulfilled. That is the power of scatalogical arguing.</div>RSshruewhttp://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=Scatalogical_arguing&diff=1238Scatalogical arguing2013-01-24T21:52:47Z<p>RSshruew: </p>
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<div>== Scatalogical Arguments ==<br />
<br />
Scatalogical arguing is a highly effective, nearly unbeatable, way to present a point of view.<br />
<br />
The basic method is to form your highly detailed, well thought out response via the free form jazz singing method referred to as "scat." It is widely thought to be mathematically impossible to form an effective counter-response to a scatalogical argument. If, for instance, fifty random people by standings join in the scat, it's a done deal. <br />
<br />
== Historical Example ==<br />
<br />
On July 4th, 1776 the United States were formed when the Continental Congress ratified the Declaration of Independence. Already engrossed in the Revolutionary War, the newly created Americans were perplexed that the British did not immediately drop their arms and go home.<br />
<br />
Instead, Britain collectively said, "Belt up, you squidgy tossers! Pip pip!"<br />
<br />
After spending the next 6 years trying to figure out what that meant the Americans finally decided to send an envoy to personally entreat King George III. The Americans selected their best orator, Benedict "Scatman" Morgan. <br />
<br />
Given an audience, Morgan started to read the declaration out loud, "Ski-bi di di ba dop ba DOP bop BOP..." After those in audience instinctively repeated the phrases verbatim, the King had no choice but to accept terms which were formally ratified a few months later in Paris.<br />
<br />
---<br />
<br />
Here modern day artist Scatman John recreates this scene in song:<br />
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cnQCk0u49w<br />
<br />
== Practical Usage ==<br />
<br />
Say, for instance, you are at the subway station waiting for the train and a homeless man comes up smelling of vintage week old urine and holding his hat in hand and asks, "What is your view on abortion? I believe life begins at conception and anything that ends that life from that point on is murder and should be outlawed!"<br />
<br />
You would take a moment to gather the facts in your head and respond, "Skibbi dibbi bop DOP DOP DOP bi bi da bee da bop!"<br />
<br />
The homeless man would then bow politely and walk away saying, "Well played, sir" while your fellow subway station people break out in applause while throwing the confetti they have been keeping in their pocket all these years waiting for such an event. As you board the arriving subway train you look and catch their a member of the audience's eye and see into their soul and you know instantly that their life has been fulfilled.</div>RSshruewhttp://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=Scatalogical_arguing&diff=1237Scatalogical arguing2013-01-24T20:47:56Z<p>RSshruew: /* Practical Usage */</p>
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<div>== Scatalogical Arguments ==<br />
<br />
Scatalogical arguing is a highly effective, nearly unbeatable, way to present a point of view.<br />
<br />
The basic method is to form your highly detailed, well thought out, response via the free form jazz singing method referred to as "scat." It is widely thought to be mathematically impossible to form an effective counter-response to a scatalogical argument. If, for instance, fifty random people by standings join in the scat, it's a done deal. <br />
<br />
== Historical Example ==<br />
<br />
On July 4th, 1776 the United States were formed when the Continental Congress ratified the Declaration of Independence. Already engrossed in the Revolutionary War, the newly created Americans were perplexed that the British did not immediately drop their arms and go home.<br />
<br />
Instead, Britain collectively said, "Belt up, you squidgy tossers! Pip pip!"<br />
<br />
After spending the next 6 years trying to figure out what that meant the Americans finally decided to send an envoy to personally entreat King George III. The Americans selected their best orator, Benedict "Scatman" Morgan. <br />
<br />
Given an audience, Morgan started to read the declaration out loud, "Ski-bi di di ba dop ba DOP bop BOP..." After those in audience instinctively repeated the phrases verbatim, the King had no choice but to accept terms which were formally ratified a few months later in Paris.<br />
<br />
---<br />
<br />
Here modern day artist Scatman John recreates this scene in song:<br />
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cnQCk0u49w<br />
<br />
== Practical Usage ==<br />
<br />
Say, for instance, you are at the subway station waiting for the train and a homeless man comes up smelling of vintage week old urine and holding his hat in hand and asks, "What is your view on abortion? I believe life begins at conception and anything that ends that life from that point on is murder and should be outlawed!"<br />
<br />
You would take a moment to gather the facts in your head and respond, "Skibbi dibbi bop DOP DOP DOP bi bi da bee da bop!"<br />
<br />
The homeless man would then bow politely and walk away saying, "Well played, sir" while your fellow subway station people break out in applause while throwing the confetti they have been keeping in their pocket all these years waiting for such an event.</div>RSshruewhttp://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=Scatalogical_arguing&diff=1236Scatalogical arguing2013-01-24T20:45:47Z<p>RSshruew: /* Practical Usage */</p>
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<div>== Scatalogical Arguments ==<br />
<br />
Scatalogical arguing is a highly effective, nearly unbeatable, way to present a point of view.<br />
<br />
The basic method is to form your highly detailed, well thought out, response via the free form jazz singing method referred to as "scat." It is widely thought to be mathematically impossible to form an effective counter-response to a scatalogical argument. If, for instance, fifty random people by standings join in the scat, it's a done deal. <br />
<br />
== Historical Example ==<br />
<br />
On July 4th, 1776 the United States were formed when the Continental Congress ratified the Declaration of Independence. Already engrossed in the Revolutionary War, the newly created Americans were perplexed that the British did not immediately drop their arms and go home.<br />
<br />
Instead, Britain collectively said, "Belt up, you squidgy tossers! Pip pip!"<br />
<br />
After spending the next 6 years trying to figure out what that meant the Americans finally decided to send an envoy to personally entreat King George III. The Americans selected their best orator, Benedict "Scatman" Morgan. <br />
<br />
Given an audience, Morgan started to read the declaration out loud, "Ski-bi di di ba dop ba DOP bop BOP..." After those in audience instinctively repeated the phrases verbatim, the King had no choice but to accept terms which were formally ratified a few months later in Paris.<br />
<br />
---<br />
<br />
Here modern day artist Scatman John recreates this scene in song:<br />
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cnQCk0u49w<br />
<br />
== Practical Usage ==<br />
<br />
Say, for instance, you are at the subway station waiting for the train and a homeless man comes up smelling of vintage week old urine and holding his hat in hand and asks, "What is your view on abortion? I believe life begins at conception and anything that ends that life from that point on is murder and should be outlawed!"<br />
<br />
You would take a moment to gather the facts in your head and respond, "Skibbi dibbi bop DOP DOP DOP bi bi da bee da bop!"<br />
<br />
The homeless man would then bow politely and walk away.</div>RSshruewhttp://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=Scatalogical_arguing&diff=1235Scatalogical arguing2013-01-24T20:44:44Z<p>RSshruew: </p>
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<div>== Scatalogical Arguments ==<br />
<br />
Scatalogical arguing is a highly effective, nearly unbeatable, way to present a point of view.<br />
<br />
The basic method is to form your highly detailed, well thought out, response via the free form jazz singing method referred to as "scat." It is widely thought to be mathematically impossible to form an effective counter-response to a scatalogical argument. If, for instance, fifty random people by standings join in the scat, it's a done deal. <br />
<br />
== Historical Example ==<br />
<br />
On July 4th, 1776 the United States were formed when the Continental Congress ratified the Declaration of Independence. Already engrossed in the Revolutionary War, the newly created Americans were perplexed that the British did not immediately drop their arms and go home.<br />
<br />
Instead, Britain collectively said, "Belt up, you squidgy tossers! Pip pip!"<br />
<br />
After spending the next 6 years trying to figure out what that meant the Americans finally decided to send an envoy to personally entreat King George III. The Americans selected their best orator, Benedict "Scatman" Morgan. <br />
<br />
Given an audience, Morgan started to read the declaration out loud, "Ski-bi di di ba dop ba DOP bop BOP..." After those in audience instinctively repeated the phrases verbatim, the King had no choice but to accept terms which were formally ratified a few months later in Paris.<br />
<br />
---<br />
<br />
Here modern day artist Scatman John recreates this scene in song:<br />
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cnQCk0u49w<br />
<br />
== Practical Usage ==<br />
<br />
Say, for instance, you are at the subway station waiting for the train and a homeless man comes up holding his hat in hand and asks, "What is your view on abortion? I believe life begins at conception and anything that ends that life from that point on is murder and should be outlawed!"<br />
<br />
You would take a moment to gather the facts in your head and respond, "Skibbi dibbi bop DOP DOP DOP bi bi da bee da bop!"<br />
<br />
The homeless man would then bow politely and walk away.</div>RSshruewhttp://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=Scatalogical_arguing&diff=1234Scatalogical arguing2013-01-24T20:43:53Z<p>RSshruew: </p>
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<div>Scatalogical arguing is a highly effective, nearly unbeatable, way to present a point of view.<br />
<br />
The basic method is to form your highly detailed, well thought out, response via the free form jazz singing method referred to as "scat." It is widely thought to be mathematically impossible to form an effective counter-response to a scatalogical argument. If, for instance, fifty random people by standings join in the scat, it's a done deal. <br />
<br />
=== Historical Example ===<br />
<br />
On July 4th, 1776 the United States were formed when the Continental Congress ratified the Declaration of Independence. Already engrossed in the Revolutionary War, the newly created Americans were perplexed that the British did not immediately drop their arms and go home.<br />
<br />
Instead, Britain collectively said, "Belt up, you squidgy tossers! Pip pip!"<br />
<br />
After spending the next 6 years trying to figure out what that meant the Americans finally decided to send an envoy to personally entreat King George III. The Americans selected their best orator, Benedict "Scatman" Morgan. <br />
<br />
Given an audience, Morgan started to read the declaration out loud, "Ski-bi di di ba dop ba DOP bop BOP..." After those in audience instinctively repeated the phrases verbatim, the King had no choice but to accept terms which were formally ratified a few months later in Paris.<br />
<br />
---<br />
<br />
Here modern day artist Scatman John recreates this scene in song:<br />
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cnQCk0u49w<br />
<br />
=== Practical Usage ===<br />
<br />
Say, for instance, you are at the subway station waiting for the train and a homeless man comes up holding his hat in hand and asks, "What is your view on abortion? I believe life begins at conception and anything that ends that life from that point on is murder and should be outlawed!"<br />
<br />
You would take a moment to gather the facts in your head and respond, "Skibbi dibbi bop DOP DOP DOP bi bi da bee da bop!"<br />
<br />
The homeless man would then bow politely and walk away.</div>RSshruewhttp://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=Scatalogical_arguing&diff=1233Scatalogical arguing2013-01-24T20:39:10Z<p>RSshruew: Created page with "Scatalogical arguing is a highly effective, nearly unbeatable, way to present a point of view. The basic method is to form your highly detailed, well though out, response via th..."</p>
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<div>Scatalogical arguing is a highly effective, nearly unbeatable, way to present a point of view.<br />
<br />
The basic method is to form your highly detailed, well though out, response via the free form jazz singing method referred to as "scat." It is widely thought to be mathematically impossible to form an effective counter-response to a scatalogical argument. If, for instance, fifty random by standings join in the scat, it's a done deal. <br />
<br />
=== Historical Examples ===<br />
<br />
On July 4th, 1776 the United States were formed when the Continental Congress ratified the Declaration of Independence. Already engrossed in the Revolutionary War, the newly created Americans were perplexed that the British did not immediately drop their arms and go home.<br />
<br />
Instead, Britain collectively said, "Belt up, you squidgy tossers! Pip pip!"<br />
<br />
After spending the next 6 years trying to figure out what that meant the Americans finally decided to send an envoy to personally entreat King George III. The Americans selected their best orator, Benedict "Scatman" Morgan. <br />
<br />
Given an audience, Morgan started to read the declaration out loud, "Ski-bi di di ba dop ba DOP bop BOP..." After those in audience instinctively repeated the phrases verbatim, the King had no choice but to accept terms which were formally ratified a few months later in Paris.<br />
<br />
---<br />
<br />
Here modern day artist Scatman John recreates this scene in song:<br />
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cnQCk0u49w</div>RSshruewhttp://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=Valda_Twins&diff=1231Valda Twins2013-01-18T21:54:19Z<p>RSshruew: /* Rihards and Rozalija Valda */</p>
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<div>=Rihards and Rozalija Valda=<br />
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Latvian twins responsible for processing the ever important recruit [[poop worms|poop worm]] test.<br />
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http://baltic-review.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Latvia.jpg<br />
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Here Rihards and Rozalija gleefully inspect a newly arrived shipment of poop samples.<br />
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"Just look at that poop, Rihards!" exclaims Rozalija as need contemplates all the testing she will soon commence.<br />
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"Very nice. Very nice, indeed" responds Rihards as he licks his lips in anticipation.</div>RSshruewhttp://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=Valda_Twins&diff=1230Valda Twins2013-01-18T21:52:41Z<p>RSshruew: /* Rihards and Rozalija Valda */</p>
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<div>=Rihards and Rozalija Valda=<br />
<br />
Latvian twins responsible for processing the ever important recruit [[poop worms|poop worm]] test.<br />
<br />
http://baltic-review.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Latvia.jpg<br />
Here Rihards and Rozalija gleefully inspect a newly arrived shipment of poop samples.</div>RSshruewhttp://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=RS-shruew&diff=1229RS-shruew2013-01-18T19:05:13Z<p>RSshruew: </p>
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<div>== RS-shruew ==<br />
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shruew - co-founder of [[Ranger Squad]]. The 's' in shruew is always lower case. Noted for his ability to kill fish with his mind.<br />
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== Mating Habits ==<br />
When it is time for a shruew to mate, they let out the call, "[[pew pew pew]]!" Further research has proven this to be false. shruews reproduce asexually. Even further research has shown that shruew's don't reproduce.<br />
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=== Undeniably Sexy ===<br />
<br />
shruew posed for a rare, mesmerizing, sexy photo shoot which can be seen at http://www.rangersquad.com/sexy<br />
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== Noted Inventions ==<br />
Is a noted inventor having created [[Ultimate Secret Super Power]] and [[Atomic Super Lasers from the Future]].<br />
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=== Get Rich Quick Schemes ===<br />
Although some accuse his Noted Inventions are actually Get Rich Quick Schemes, shruew flatly denies.<br />
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However, his white paper "Sealing Your Fate - Your Guide to Getting Rich by Clubbing Seals" might certainly be.<br />
<br />
== Literay Genius Recognition ==<br />
Widely recognized as a literary genius with such characters as [[Captain Hamington]], [[Takeda Manamoto]] and of course, the epic tribute to [[ham]] - [[101 Haikus About Ham]].<br />
==Hatred of Belize==<br />
shruew shocked the political community during a recent campaign speech where he discussed his intent to rule the entire world in peace, but with the exception of "Belize, those fuckers are on their own!"<br />
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shruew's campaign advisers have been unavailable for comment. The government of Belize however, declared Oct 15th a new yearly national day of mourning called - Shunned by shruew Day. Or, in the native parlance, "Evitado por el dia de shruew." Some might claim this unlikely since the official language of Belize is actually English. This is incorrect, Belize was so distraught they suffered mass hysteria and forgot how to speak English and became a Spanish speaking country. <br />
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=== October Cursed Month ===<br />
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Every October after being shunned by shruew, Belize suffers terrible tragedies. In October 2010 Belize was hit by a hurricane which freed a man killing jaguar from the zoo.<br />
<br />
shruew was unmoved.<br />
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== Eternal Love ==<br />
On Oct 17th, 2008, shruew informed the world that he was enternal love. Any feelings of love felt throughout the world is directly because of shruew's gift to the world. He is enternal love, he gives enternal love, you owe him your enternal love (he also accepts cash).<br><br />
<br />
shruew cites this wiki entry as conclusive proof that he is indeed Eternal Love. <br><br />
<br />
On October 5th, 2009, [[Thorn]], using the powers granted to him by his position as [[Jewish Voodoo Chieftain]] within the [[RS]] [[Congress of the Cow]], officially and permanently revoked [[shruew]]'s rights to all things eternal love. <br />
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RS archeologists rediscovered shruew's first mention of eternal love. It was posted in response to a less than satisfactory ebay sale. Quoted: " Lame as hell. At any given time there are people trying to sell souls, mystery boxes, their '''eternal love''', etc on ebay. Just throw up a box and hope someone is drunk enough to bid $100 on it." - shruew, May 1, 2007.<br><br />
The forum post can be found [http://www.rangersquad.com/smf/index.php/topic,131.msg1160.html#msg1160 here]<br />
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Re-inspired by Ranger Squad's dramatic victory in [[TCC|TCC League Season 2]], shruew once again took over the mantle of Eternal Love on Nov. 16, 2009.<br />
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== Clown Transportation Needs ==<br />
Requires a vehicle that can transport more than 14 [[standard metric clown]]s.<br />
<br />
== Pilates ==<br />
HE WAS PROMISED THEM!!!!<br />
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== Insanity ==<br />
The pressures of day in and day out founding have left shruew a feeble, mentally broken rodent and he will be remanded to the [[Ranger Squad Sanitarium and Salmon Cannery]] until further notice.<br />
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== shruew's horse ==<br />
He enjoys taking strolls on his amazing horse. Do not ask him where the lemonade is made. '''Do not''' make him ask twice to get on his horse.<br />
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[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP_0dDjoW_o&feature=player_embedded# Seen here in the act.]<br />
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== Creative Design ==<br />
<br />
Pioneer of Laser Sword based advertising.<br />
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== Dislike of strip clubs ==<br />
<br />
shruew is very public about his dislike of strip clubs, quoted saying, "I just don't like people rubbing all over me - even if they have exposed breasticles." This is the polar opposite of [[Romaniac]].<br />
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== Treachery ==<br />
<br />
Hates treachery... Especially Kung-Fu treachery!<br />
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== Perhaps Not a shruew? ==<br />
<br />
According to some insider sources, shruew may actually be a polar bear with fascist ideals.<br />
<br />
== Trackball ==<br />
<br />
Doesn't game with a mouse. Uses a very old track ball and a still very timely We Love the Iraqi Information Minister mouse pad.<br />
<br />
http://www.rangersquad.com/www/shruew/photo.JPG</div>RSshruewhttp://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=Valda_Twins&diff=1228Valda Twins2013-01-18T18:27:53Z<p>RSshruew: </p>
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<div>=Rihards and Rozalija Valda=<br />
<br />
Latvian twins responsible for processing the ever important recruit [[poop worms|poop worm]] test.<br />
<br />
http://baltic-review.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Latvia.jpg</div>RSshruewhttp://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=Valda_Twins&diff=1227Valda Twins2013-01-18T18:26:41Z<p>RSshruew: Created page with " http://baltic-review.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Latvia.jpg"</p>
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<div><br />
http://baltic-review.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Latvia.jpg</div>RSshruewhttp://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=Latvia&diff=1226Latvia2013-01-18T17:59:38Z<p>RSshruew: </p>
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<div>Ranger Squad outsources most of its biological and chemical testing to Latvia. It's cheap and effective. <br />
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This includes, most notably, the new [[recruit]] [[poop worms]] screening.<br />
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The [[Ranger Squad Latvian Laboratories of Excrement Excellence]] is headed up by twins [[Valda Twins|Rihards and Rozalija Valda]].<br />
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== Communications Infrastructure ==<br />
<br />
There are no telecommunications infrastructure in Latvia. All communication is done by loud shouting or, if beyond shouting distance, messenger pigeon.</div>RSshruewhttp://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=Latvia&diff=1224Latvia2013-01-18T13:06:04Z<p>RSshruew: </p>
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<div>Ranger Squad outsources most of its biological and chemical testing to Latvia. It's cheap and effective. <br />
<br />
This includes, most notably, the new [[recruit]] [[poop worms]] screening.<br />
<br />
The [[Ranger Squad Latvian Laboratories of Excrement Excellence]] is headed up by twins [[Valda Twins|Rihards and Rozalija Valda]].</div>RSshruewhttp://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=Latvia&diff=1223Latvia2013-01-18T13:05:39Z<p>RSshruew: </p>
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<div>Ranger Squad outsources most of its biological and chemical testing to Latvia. It's cheap and effective. <br />
<br />
This includes, most notably, the new [[recruit]] [[poop worms]] screening.<br />
<br />
The [[Ranger Squad Latvian Laboratories of Excrement Excellence]] is headed up by twins [[Rihards and Rozalija Valda|Valda Twins]].</div>RSshruewhttp://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=Poop_worms&diff=1222Poop worms2013-01-18T13:05:18Z<p>RSshruew: </p>
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<div>All new [[recruit|recruits]] must under go testing for [[poop worms]].<br />
<br />
Samples are generally painfully extract by [[RS-Romaniac]] and sent to [[Latvia]] for analysis at the [[Ranger Squad Latvian Laboratories of Excrement Excellence]] where the [[Valda Twins]] take their job very seriously indeed.</div>RSshruewhttp://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=Poop_worms&diff=1221Poop worms2013-01-18T13:05:07Z<p>RSshruew: </p>
<hr />
<div>All new [[recruit|recruits]] must under go testing for poop worms.<br />
<br />
Samples are generally painfully extract by [[RS-Romaniac]] and sent to [[Latvia]] for analysis at the [[Ranger Squad Latvian Laboratories of Excrement Excellence]] where the [[Valda Twins]] take their job very seriously indeed.</div>RSshruewhttp://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=Ranger_Squad_fantasy_Football&diff=1220Ranger Squad fantasy Football2013-01-01T15:26:25Z<p>RSshruew: /* Season Results */</p>
<hr />
<div>== Ranger Squad Fantasy Football ==<br />
<br />
Each year [[Ranger Squad]] sponsors a premium fantasy football league. For each season thus far, this has been with Yahoo! Sports. <br />
<br />
=== Season Results ===<br />
<br />
{| border="1"<br />
! align="center" | Season<br />
! align="center" | Champion<br />
! align="center" | Runner Up<br />
! align="center" | Consolation Winner<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 1 (2004) || THE GURU'S TEAM! (tbd) || Drunk Bastards ([[RS-NoGood]]) || LoCo Lightning ([[SgtLoco]])<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 2 (2005) || Swinkdifyers (Swinks) || Nogood Noobs ([[RS-NoGood]]) || moldy cheese (tbd)<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 3 (2006) || COCKERHAM ([[RS-shruew]]) || eastcoastthrillers (tbd) || BLOW MEH! ([[GenG]])<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 4 (2007) || Little Brown Dots... ([[thorn]]) || Los Perdedores ([[Los Perdedores]]) || Pip's Devils ([[RS-genpip]])<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 5 (2008) || chillybillys ([[chillybilly]]) || Country Crushas (tbd) || cheeser (tbd)<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 6 (2009) || Los Perdedores ([[Los Perdedores]]) || Harry Apples.pewz ([[thorn]]) || Porkems ([[GenG]])<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 7 (2010) || Awesomer Than You ([[RS-shruew]]) || Porkems ([[GenG]]) || Cock-n-Crocs ([[chillybilly]])<br />
|-<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 8 (2011) || SkillaPlaya ([[RS-Sarg]])|| Bad Touchdown (non-RS player) || Natisimo ([[chillybilly]])<br />
|-<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 9 (2012) || Toe'sWithBlueJam ([[RS-Sarg]]) || Pip's Devils ([[RS-genpip]]) || Cleaver Team Name ([[RS-shruew]]) <br />
|-<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 10 (2013) || || || <br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
<br />
== Founders Keep Winning Controversy == <br />
<br />
Season 3 and 4 saw the co-founders of [[Ranger Squad]] win back-to-back. Leading to question over the validity of the competition.<br />
<br />
== Two Timer ==<br />
<br />
[[shruew]] has won world wide acclaim, fame, fortune and a pogo stick for becoming the first Two Time Ranger Squad Fantasy Football Champion of Awesomeness.<br />
<br />
== Season 8 Highlights ==<br />
<br />
Season 8 was destined to go down as the year of [[chillybilly]] with his run of the table in the regular season. However, he just didn't want it enough to win in the playoffs and was quickly defeated. <br />
<br />
This sparked a great debate on the interwebs as to whether chillybilly lost "like a bitch." Some argued that comparing chilly to bitches as offensive to bitches, yo! <br />
<br />
The debate was never definitely resolved as the debate quickly devolved into who was acting more like Hitler. Some even say the debate carries on until this day.</div>RSshruewhttp://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=Ranger_Squad_fantasy_Football&diff=1219Ranger Squad fantasy Football2013-01-01T15:26:01Z<p>RSshruew: /* Season Results */</p>
<hr />
<div>== Ranger Squad Fantasy Football ==<br />
<br />
Each year [[Ranger Squad]] sponsors a premium fantasy football league. For each season thus far, this has been with Yahoo! Sports. <br />
<br />
=== Season Results ===<br />
<br />
{| border="1"<br />
! align="center" | Season<br />
! align="center" | Champion<br />
! align="center" | Runner Up<br />
! align="center" | Consolation Winner<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 1 (2004) || THE GURU'S TEAM! (tbd) || Drunk Bastards ([[RS-NoGood]]) || LoCo Lightning ([[SgtLoco]])<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 2 (2005) || Swinkdifyers (Swinks) || Nogood Noobs ([[RS-NoGood]]) || moldy cheese (tbd)<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 3 (2006) || COCKERHAM ([[shruew]]) || eastcoastthrillers (tbd) || BLOW MEH! ([[GenG]])<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 4 (2007) || Little Brown Dots... ([[thorn]]) || Los Perdedores ([[Los Perdedores]]) || Pip's Devils ([[RS-genpip]])<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 5 (2008) || chillybillys ([[chillybilly]]) || Country Crushas (tbd) || cheeser (tbd)<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 6 (2009) || Los Perdedores ([[Los Perdedores]]) || Harry Apples.pewz ([[thorn]]) || Porkems ([[GenG]])<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 7 (2010) || Awesomer Than You ([[shruew]]) || Porkems ([[GenG]]) || Cock-n-Crocs ([[chillybilly]])<br />
|-<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 8 (2011) || SkillaPlaya ([[RS-Sarg]])|| Bad Touchdown (non-RS player) || Natisimo ([[chillybilly]])<br />
|-<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 9 (2012) || Toe'sWithBlueJam ([[RS-Sarg]]) || Pip's Devils ([[RS-genpip]]) || Cleaver Team Name ([[shruew]]) <br />
|-<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 10 (2013) || || || <br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
<br />
== Founders Keep Winning Controversy == <br />
<br />
Season 3 and 4 saw the co-founders of [[Ranger Squad]] win back-to-back. Leading to question over the validity of the competition.<br />
<br />
== Two Timer ==<br />
<br />
[[shruew]] has won world wide acclaim, fame, fortune and a pogo stick for becoming the first Two Time Ranger Squad Fantasy Football Champion of Awesomeness.<br />
<br />
== Season 8 Highlights ==<br />
<br />
Season 8 was destined to go down as the year of [[chillybilly]] with his run of the table in the regular season. However, he just didn't want it enough to win in the playoffs and was quickly defeated. <br />
<br />
This sparked a great debate on the interwebs as to whether chillybilly lost "like a bitch." Some argued that comparing chilly to bitches as offensive to bitches, yo! <br />
<br />
The debate was never definitely resolved as the debate quickly devolved into who was acting more like Hitler. Some even say the debate carries on until this day.</div>RSshruewhttp://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=Ranger_Squad_fantasy_Football&diff=1218Ranger Squad fantasy Football2012-12-26T14:58:08Z<p>RSshruew: /* Season Results */</p>
<hr />
<div>== Ranger Squad Fantasy Football ==<br />
<br />
Each year [[Ranger Squad]] sponsors a premium fantasy football league. For each season thus far, this has been with Yahoo! Sports. <br />
<br />
=== Season Results ===<br />
<br />
{| border="1"<br />
! align="center" | Season<br />
! align="center" | Champion<br />
! align="center" | Runner Up<br />
! align="center" | Consolation Winner<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 1 (2004) || THE GURU'S TEAM! (tbd) || Drunk Bastards ([[RS-NoGood]]) || LoCo Lightning ([[SgtLoco]])<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 2 (2005) || Swinkdifyers (Swinks) || Nogood Noobs ([[RS-NoGood]]) || moldy cheese (tbd)<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 3 (2006) || COCKERHAM ([[shruew]]) || eastcoastthrillers (tbd) || BLOW MEH! ([[GenG]])<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 4 (2007) || Little Brown Dots... ([[thorn]]) || Los Perdedores ([[Los Perdedores]]) || Pip's Devils ([[RS-genpip]])<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 5 (2008) || chillybillys ([[chillybilly]]) || Country Crushas (tbd) || cheeser (tbd)<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 6 (2009) || Los Perdedores ([[Los Perdedores]]) || Harry Apples.pewz ([[thorn]]) || Porkems ([[GenG]])<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 7 (2010) || Awesomer Than You ([[shruew]]) || Porkems ([[GenG]]) || Cock-n-Crocs ([[chillybilly]])<br />
|-<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 8 (2011) || SkillaPlaya ([[RS-Sarg]])|| Bad Touchdown (non-RS player) || Natisimo ([[chillybilly]])<br />
|-<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 9 (2012) || Toe'sWithBlueJam ([[RS-Sarg]]) || Pip's Devils ([[RS-genpip]]) || <br />
|-<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 10 (2013) || || || <br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
<br />
== Founders Keep Winning Controversy == <br />
<br />
Season 3 and 4 saw the co-founders of [[Ranger Squad]] win back-to-back. Leading to question over the validity of the competition.<br />
<br />
== Two Timer ==<br />
<br />
[[shruew]] has won world wide acclaim, fame, fortune and a pogo stick for becoming the first Two Time Ranger Squad Fantasy Football Champion of Awesomeness.<br />
<br />
== Season 8 Highlights ==<br />
<br />
Season 8 was destined to go down as the year of [[chillybilly]] with his run of the table in the regular season. However, he just didn't want it enough to win in the playoffs and was quickly defeated. <br />
<br />
This sparked a great debate on the interwebs as to whether chillybilly lost "like a bitch." Some argued that comparing chilly to bitches as offensive to bitches, yo! <br />
<br />
The debate was never definitely resolved as the debate quickly devolved into who was acting more like Hitler. Some even say the debate carries on until this day.</div>RSshruewhttp://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=Ranger_Squad_fantasy_Football&diff=1217Ranger Squad fantasy Football2012-12-26T14:43:03Z<p>RSshruew: /* Season Results */</p>
<hr />
<div>== Ranger Squad Fantasy Football ==<br />
<br />
Each year [[Ranger Squad]] sponsors a premium fantasy football league. For each season thus far, this has been with Yahoo! Sports. <br />
<br />
=== Season Results ===<br />
<br />
{| border="1"<br />
! align="center" | Season<br />
! align="center" | Champion<br />
! align="center" | Runner Up<br />
! align="center" | Consolation Winner<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 1 (2004) || THE GURU'S TEAM! (tbd) || Drunk Bastards ([[RS-NoGood]]) || LoCo Lightning ([[SgtLoco]])<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 2 (2005) || Swinkdifyers (Swinks) || Nogood Noobs ([[RS-NoGood]]) || moldy cheese (tbd)<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 3 (2006) || COCKERHAM ([[shruew]]) || eastcoastthrillers (tbd) || BLOW MEH! ([[GenG]])<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 4 (2007) || Little Brown Dots... ([[thorn]]) || Los Perdedores ([[Los Perdedores]]) || Pip's Devils ([[RS-genpip]])<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 5 (2008) || chillybillys ([[chillybilly]]) || Country Crushas (tbd) || cheeser (tbd)<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 6 (2009) || Los Perdedores ([[Los Perdedores]]) || Harry Apples.pewz ([[thorn]]) || Porkems ([[GenG]])<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 7 (2010) || Awesomer Than You ([[shruew]]) || Porkems ([[GenG]]) || Cock-n-Crocs ([[chillybilly]])<br />
|-<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 8 (2011) || SkillaPlaya ([[RS-Sarg]])|| Bad Touchdown (non-RS player) || Natisimo ([[chillybilly]])<br />
|-<br />
|-<br />
| align="center" | 9 (2012) || Toe'sWithBlueJam ([[RS-Sarg]]) || Pip's Devils ([[RS-genpip]]) || <br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
<br />
== Founders Keep Winning Controversy == <br />
<br />
Season 3 and 4 saw the co-founders of [[Ranger Squad]] win back-to-back. Leading to question over the validity of the competition.<br />
<br />
== Two Timer ==<br />
<br />
[[shruew]] has won world wide acclaim, fame, fortune and a pogo stick for becoming the first Two Time Ranger Squad Fantasy Football Champion of Awesomeness.<br />
<br />
== Season 8 Highlights ==<br />
<br />
Season 8 was destined to go down as the year of [[chillybilly]] with his run of the table in the regular season. However, he just didn't want it enough to win in the playoffs and was quickly defeated. <br />
<br />
This sparked a great debate on the interwebs as to whether chillybilly lost "like a bitch." Some argued that comparing chilly to bitches as offensive to bitches, yo! <br />
<br />
The debate was never definitely resolved as the debate quickly devolved into who was acting more like Hitler. Some even say the debate carries on until this day.</div>RSshruewhttp://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=RS-Dolph&diff=1214RS-Dolph2012-11-27T03:13:53Z<p>RSshruew: </p>
<hr />
<div>== RS-Dolph ==<br />
<br />
His last words were, "[[Fuck These Bitches]]." Truer words were rarely spoken.<br />
<br />
== Movie Trailer ==<br />
<br />
The RS-Dolph movie trailer was released October 16th, 2008. The voice over reads:<br />
<br />
In a world...where one man stands before the bomb...he's killed every enemy except one...he screams, "Fuck these bitches!"...and then he's killed...RS-Dolph...Coming soon to a theater near you.<br />
<br />
== Car ==<br />
<br />
On Oct 20, 2008, Dolph purchased a new vehicle. Upon finding out the car could only hold 14 [[standard metric clown]]s at any time, [[shruew]] dismissed it for his purposes.<br />
<br />
The specifics of Dolph's new car still remain clouded in mystery but it can also transport up to 30 [[midget clown]]s, not including a full sized driver.<br />
<br />
== Salmon ==<br />
<br />
When he looks at a salmon steak, it's a safe bet he sees something most of us would not.<br />
<br />
== "Dolph is Gay" ==<br />
<br />
One of the grander and more treasured [[tradition]]s in RS is to declare "Dolph is gay" at the end of a public map when there is only 1 or 2 seconds left before the next map loads.<br />
<br />
== Dolph's Return! ==<br />
<br />
After many tear filled months, the powers of the wiki are again in his control! (8/2/09)<br />
<br />
== Physical Characteristics ==<br />
<br />
Has a turbo ass, a kung-fu grip and a ninja finger.<br />
<br />
== Marriage ==<br />
<br />
Sorry ladies (and Malaysian lady boys), this one's taken!<br />
<br />
== Special Testicles Provisions ==<br />
<br />
Whenever Dolph travels out of state, he always hires at least one [[sack bearer]].<br />
<br />
== Criminal Activities ==<br />
<br />
Could be a bank robber.<br />
<br />
== AKA ==<br />
<br />
* Sometimes known as "Dolgh."<br />
* The Gin-Jah Nin-Jah<br />
<br />
== Flaws ==<br />
<br />
Is a [[ginger]].<br />
<br />
== Sperm Viability ==<br />
<br />
Dolph definitively closed out one of the longest running mysteries in Ranger Squad... whether or not his sperm of viable. He announced in TeamSpeak on 7/21/12 that he and his non-ginger bride were expecting a child, aka the [[dolphspring]]. <br />
<br />
The following Monday, Chad Ochocinco changed his name back to Chad Johnson for mysterious, and potentially related or unrelated, reasons.<br />
<br />
== Server Admin ==<br />
<br />
Dolph is rightfully known as a dedicated and admirable server admin based on keeping the Ranger Squad [[DayZ]] server running despite insurmountable odds. It's been speculated that had Dolph been admin'ing the Titanic it would've lasted at least an extra 4 hours, 23 minutes, 51 seconds longer under similar circumstances.</div>RSshruewhttp://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=Ill_formed_waffle&diff=1213Ill formed waffle2012-11-01T02:06:09Z<p>RSshruew: Created page with " Perhaps related to Operation: THUNDERBALLZ. But, if you don't know, you don't need to know."</p>
<hr />
<div><br />
Perhaps related to Operation: THUNDERBALLZ. But, if you don't know, you don't need to know.</div>RSshruewhttp://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=GenG&diff=1212GenG2012-10-15T21:08:29Z<p>RSshruew: /* Amateur Archaeologist */</p>
<hr />
<div>== GenG ==<br />
<br />
Homo or just super gay?<br />
<br />
The word on the street is that he doesn't care, either way. He's open to any opportunity to use his nib.<br />
<br />
While hyped up on meds, he'll go by the name "Jimmy the Fist". Do NOT let him get behind you.<br />
<br />
== Views on LoveOfProfit ==<br />
<br />
His gut told him that he is a Japanese Korean from China.<br />
<br />
== pissclams ==<br />
<br />
On Oct 19th, 2008 RS-GenG shamed RS when he incorrectly declared [[pissclams]]. He failed to declare it, he just said it.<br />
<br />
== Amateur Archaeologist ==<br />
<br />
GenG is the resident [[Ranger Squad]] archaeologist who is unafraid to dig through ancient forums in search of insights of the early [[Ranger Squad#Eras|Eras]] of the squad.<br />
<br />
He is known for fearless throwing himself at his research. Unafraid of any topic, he will stroke any flaccid topic until it comes alive with gooey insight.</div>RSshruewhttp://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=Ranger_Squad_Sugar_Daddies_Association&diff=1211Ranger Squad Sugar Daddies Association2012-10-15T20:45:37Z<p>RSshruew: Created page with " The Ranger Squad Sugar Daddies Association (pronounced risz-da) is a group of members who have more money than sense and fund the various gaming servers Ranger Squad has used ov..."</p>
<hr />
<div><br />
The Ranger Squad Sugar Daddies Association (pronounced risz-da) is a group of members who have more money than sense and fund the various gaming servers Ranger Squad has used over the years.</div>RSshruewhttp://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=PLATINUM_THUNDERBALLZ&diff=1210PLATINUM THUNDERBALLZ2012-09-24T19:19:18Z<p>RSshruew: Created page with "May or may not exist. Has not been discovered yet."</p>
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<div>May or may not exist. Has not been discovered yet.</div>RSshruewhttp://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=Battlefield_3_/_DayZ_Era&diff=1209Battlefield 3 / DayZ Era2012-09-24T19:16:25Z<p>RSshruew: Created page with " The current era of Ranger Squad. This era marked the return of competitive play with the initial BF3 TCC League season. In addition, a little ARMA2 mod called DayZ sucked ..."</p>
<hr />
<div><br />
The current era of [[Ranger Squad]]. This era marked the return of competitive play with the initial BF3 TCC League season. In addition, a little ARMA2 mod called DayZ sucked up a lot of time and brought in new players as well.</div>RSshruewhttp://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=The_Wandering_Era&diff=1208The Wandering Era2012-09-24T19:15:14Z<p>RSshruew: Created page with "After the Call of Duty Era, no real game captured the attention of Ranger Squad. During this time Bad Company 2 was played for a bit, but with no competitive play."</p>
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<div>After the [[Call of Duty Era]], no real game captured the attention of Ranger Squad. During this time Bad Company 2 was played for a bit, but with no competitive play.</div>RSshruewhttp://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=Blackhawk_Down_Era&diff=1207Blackhawk Down Era2012-09-24T19:12:38Z<p>RSshruew: /* Black Hawk Down Era */</p>
<hr />
<div>== Black Hawk Down Era ==<br />
<br />
[[Ranger Squad]] was formed while playing the Novalogic game Blackhawk Down based on their Delta Force series. RS mainly played team king of the hill servers, dominating with the ability to hide in the basement of embassy drinking beer and chatting and racking up easy points. <br />
<br />
=== Archaeological Evidence ===<br />
<br />
Evidence of this earlier time can still be found at one of the squad's earliest message boards at: http://p218.ezboard.com/brangersquad59400<br />
<br />
One of our earliest website is at: http://web.archive.org/web/20040417083300/www.rangersquad.com/</div>RSshruewhttp://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=Thorn&diff=1206Thorn2012-09-24T19:08:29Z<p>RSshruew: /* RS-Thorn */</p>
<hr />
<div>== RS-Thorn ==<br />
RS-Thorn is a co-founder of [[Ranger Squad]].<br />
<br />
Currently goes by RS-Thron as everyone mispells his name anyway.<br />
<br />
Is not often referred to as "Horny Thorny."<br />
<br />
== Early Years ==<br />
Thorn was a child prodigy who began masturbating at the age of two. In 1978, he pulled pud against comedian Bob Hope in a television appearance on The Mike Douglas Show. At age three, he shot 48 loads the at sailors at the Navy Golf Club in Cypress, California, and at age five, he appeared in Wank Digest and on ABC's That's Incredible Masturbation. In 1984 at the age of eight he won the 9–10 boys' event, the youngest age group available, at the Junior World Masturbation Championships. He went on to win the Junior World Championships six times, including four consecutive wins from 1988 to 1991.<br />
<br />
== High School Years ==<br />
While attending Western High School in Anaheim at the age of 15, Thorn became the youngest ever U.S. Junior Amateur Champion, was voted Southern California Amateur Masturbator of the Year for the second consecutive year, and Masturbation Digest Junior Amateur Masturbator of the Year 1991. He successfully defended his title at the U.S. Junior Amateur Championship, becoming the first multiple load winner, competed in his first MAMBLA Tour event, the Nissan Los Angeles Masturbation Open and was named Masturbation Digest Amateur Masturbator Player of the Year, Masturbation World Player of the Year and Wankweek National Amateur of the Year in 1992.<br />
== College and Turning Pro ==<br />
The following year, Thorn won his third consecutive U.S. Junior Amateur Masturbation Championship, and remains the event's youngest-ever and only multiple winner. In 1994, he became the youngest ever winner of the U.S. Amateur Masturbation Championship, a record that stood until 2008 when it was broken by Danny "Slick Hands" Lee. He was a member of the American team at the 1994 Eisenhower Trophy World Amateur Masturbation Team Championships and 1995 Wanker Cup. Later that year, he enrolled at Stanford University, and won his first collegiate event, the William Tug-At-It Invitational. He declared a major in Economics and was nicknamed "Urkel" by his college teammates. In 1995, he defended his U.S. Amateur Masturbation title, and was voted Pac-10 Wanker of the Year, NCAA First Pud Puller All-American, and Stanford's Male Freshman Self Lover of the Year (an award that encompasses all forms of self love). He participated in his first MAMBLA Tour major, the Masters of Wank Tournament, and tied for 41st as the only amateur to make the cut. At age 20 in 1996, he became the first masturbator to win three consecutive U.S. Amateur Masturbation titles and won the NCAA individual masturbation championship. In winning the Silver Medal as leading amateur at The Wank-It Championship, he tied the record for an amateur aggregate score of 281 loads. He left college after two years and turned professional.<br />
== Political Ambition ==<br />
He recently announced his intention for running for a position in the [[RS]] [[Congress of the Cow]].<br />
<br />
== Responsibilities ==<br />
<br />
As his position as [[Voodoo Chieftain]] he will be required to oversee the [[Temple of Anal purity]].<br />
The Temple motto: "If [[anal]] is involved i'm all in!"<br />
<br />
== Wife ==<br />
<br />
Thorn's wife's name is Dan.<br />
<br />
== Personality Type ==<br />
<br />
According to the Jung-Myers-Briggs personality topology, Thorn is not a Feeler.<br />
<br />
== Internet Tough Guy ==<br />
<br />
Thorn is famous for being an "Internet Tough Guy." Of the many benefits of being an ITG is to get free goods and services. Just tell the cashier, "I'm an Internet Tough Guy!!!" brandish a handgun and walk out without paying.</div>RSshruewhttp://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=Ranger_Squad&diff=1205Ranger Squad2012-09-24T19:06:46Z<p>RSshruew: /* Eras */</p>
<hr />
<div>== Ranger Squad ==<br />
<br />
=== History ===<br />
<br />
It all started on a drunk and stormy night September 2003 when two players decided to leave the squad they were on due to various BS and drama. [[Thorn]] and [[shruew]] decided to start Ranger Squad (RS) as a keep it simple squad to have some fun. Heck, the original ambition never really went past the two of them running around in games with the [[tag]].<br />
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But, it has grown over the years and through various games. RS started out in [[Blackhawk Down]] and played well in competitive tournaments. Moving on to [[Battlefield 2]], then [[Battlefield 2142]] and are now heavily playing COD4 (we've (mostly) given up on COD:WaW). COD:[[Modern Warfare 2]] and Battlefield [[Bad Company 2]] were also played, though non-competitively. As of the Fall 2010 RS has basically given up on the latest [[Medal of Honor reboot]] entry and are awaiting CoD:[[Black Ops]]. Black Ops proved a popular game for a while, but with the release of Battle Field 3 the squad is mainly playing that. Modern Warfare 3 was largely ignored. In the summer of 2012 the Arma2 mod [[DayZ]] proved popular.<br />
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RS is run today as it has been run since day 1 -- no BS. There are no ranks, skill requirements, specific time dedication etc... just the desire to hang out and have fun. Any member is eligible to take on almost any role if they have time to do so(recruiter, match coord, etc).<br />
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=== Recruitment ===<br />
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It's a simple recruiting process: Post your interest in joining RS along with a photo of you in a barn. Then, come hang out with us in our [[teamspeak]] server and play some games with us for a while. If we don't drive you crazy and you don't drive us nuts, you're welcome aboard!<br />
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==== Myers Briggs Personality Topology ====<br />
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By and large members of Ranger Squad are ISTJ or INTJ in the Myers Briggs Personality Topology. You can take a personality test here: http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp<br />
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Obviously, there are exceptions to the rule and being of one type or another doesn't mean you will fit in any better or worse. <br />
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==== Age Requirement ====<br />
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There is no formal age requirement for RS, however, the majority of the team are middle aged folks dealing with kids, jobs and various personal defects. There are a few under 21 members, but recruitment seems to be hit or miss with the younger set. You are welcome to apply, however.<br />
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=== Motto/Creeds ===<br />
There are two phrase that every member of Ranger squad should be familiar with, and sum up the beliefs of the unit<br />
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"Just Pork It"<br><br />
"We're Fabulous"<br><br />
"Stay Porky, My Friends"<br />
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=== Mascot ===<br />
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Ranger Squad has an official [[mascot]].<br />
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=== Fight Song ===<br />
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Ranger Squad has an official [[Fight Song]].<br />
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=== Beverages ===<br />
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Ranger Squad doesn't always drink soft drinks, but when we do, a couple of us call it "pop".<br />
The normal people call it by it's proper name, "soda".<br />
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=== How Things Get Done ===<br />
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Ranger Squad uses [[processes]] to get things done.<br />
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== Eras ==<br />
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Ranger Squad has gone through many games and many distinct eras where core members, games and league play have changed. The recognized eras are:<br />
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[[Blackhawk Down Era]]<br><br />
[[Battlefield Era]]<br><br />
[[Call of Duty Era]]<br><br />
[[The Wandering Era]]<br><br />
[[Battlefield 3 / DayZ Era]]<br />
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Ranger Squad is potentially on the cusp of a fourth era, but no game has yet to cull their [[cuises]].<br />
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== League Play ==<br />
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RS has participated in two COD4 leagues, [[Realism1]] and [[TCC]].<br />
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=== Realism1 ===<br />
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RS has participated in the first three season of Realism1.<br />
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Season 3 Champions<br><br />
Season 2 Champions<br><br />
Season 1 Runner's Up<br><br />
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=== TCC ===<br />
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RS has participated in the first two seasons of COD4 TCC.<br />
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Season 2 Champions<br><br />
Season 1 Champions<br />
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RS will be participating in the upcoming TCC BF3 league.<br />
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== Roster ==<br />
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The below list is pretty out of date. The roster posted on the homepage is generally kept up to date.<br />
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[[RS-shruew]]<br><br />
[[RS-Thorn]]<br><br />
[[RS-Dolph]]<br><br />
[[RS-Infested]]<br><br />
[[RS-Bocephus]]<br><br />
[[RS-LoveofProfit]]<br><br />
[[RS-Zouo]]<br><br />
[[RS-sIKEo]]<br><br />
[[RS-NaChO]]<br><br />
[[RS-Sarg]]<br><br />
[[RS-reefa]]<br><br />
[[RS-Zabb]]<br><br />
[[RS-NYB]]<br><br />
[[RS-Swany]]<br><br />
[[RS-Romaniac]]<br><br />
[[RS-genpip]]<br><br />
[[RS-Giberish]]<br><br />
[[RS-GenG]]<br><br />
[[chillybilly|RS-chillybilly]]<br><br />
[[bear|RS-Bear]]<br><br />
[[RS-H8MACHIN3]]<br><br />
[[RS-LostPawn]]<br><br />
[[RS-odiboT]]<br><br />
[[RS-hexapuma]]<br><br />
[[RS-TheLordOni]]<br><br />
[[RS-BeaverJeeper]]<br><br />
[[RS-thecircusb0y]]<br><br />
[[RS-Tigerbob]]<br><br />
[[RS-Silent]]<br><br />
[[RS-Noose]]<br><br />
[[RS-kMan]]<br><br />
[[RS-SargentSteve]]<br><br />
[[RS-BrockBossly]]<br><br />
[[RS-Burlap]]<br><br />
[[RS-cookieswtf]]<br><br />
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=== Inactive Members === <br />
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People who still check in from time to time, but are too busy doing something else.<br />
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[[RS-H2o5]]<br><br />
[[RS-SilentInsanity]]<br><br />
[[RS-Hollowpoint]]<br><br />
[[RS-Sabrewolf]]<br><br />
[[RS-Stew]]<br><br />
[[RS-SecciJustin]]<br><br />
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=== Resigned Members ===<br />
Ex-members that came down with debilitating mental illnesses. This list is mainly recent and greatly incomplete due to a lack of Wiki during most of Ranger Squad's existence.<br><br />
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[[RS-Death]]<br><br />
[[RS-Jethro]]<br><br />
[[RS-Volatile]]<br><br />
[[RS-Head$hot]]<br><br />
[[RS-PARALIZED]]<br><br />
[[RS-Python]]<br><br />
[[RS-Sparky]]<br></div>RSshruewhttp://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=Cute&diff=1196Cute2012-09-21T02:30:16Z<p>RSshruew: Created page with " Men may only use the word "cute" to describe another man once their poop worm exam has come back. Even after that, the word is only really correctly used on a man who is taller..."</p>
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Men may only use the word "cute" to describe another man once their poop worm exam has come back. Even after that, the word is only really correctly used on a man who is taller than you.</div>RSshruewhttp://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=It%27s_in_the_wiki&diff=1194It's in the wiki2012-09-18T22:03:41Z<p>RSshruew: Created page with "Most disputes on the Ranger Squad Teamspeak can, and should, be resolved by saying, "It's in the wiki." Whenever there is a disagreement to the facts of the universe, the an..."</p>
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<div>Most disputes on the Ranger Squad [[Teamspeak]] can, and should, be resolved by saying, "It's in the wiki."<br />
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Whenever there is a disagreement to the facts of the universe, the answer is almost always in the wiki. So look it up and quit bugging us on teamspeak.</div>RSshruewhttp://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=RS-kMan&diff=1193RS-kMan2012-09-18T22:01:03Z<p>RSshruew: Created page with " == The Tractor == kMan was extremely proud to have delivered a tractor for use of Ranger Squad. It was his crowning achievement. Even better than accidentally jumping out of ..."</p>
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== The Tractor ==<br />
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kMan was extremely proud to have delivered a tractor for use of Ranger Squad.<br />
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It was his crowning achievement.<br />
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Even better than accidentally jumping out of a helicopter to his death or accidentally shooting [[RS-Dolph]] in the head. <br />
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Then, to his horror, the tractor was stolen. It has become his lifelong mission to find the tractor, kill all those responsible for its theft, and not accidentally killing any RS members in the process.</div>RSshruewhttp://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:RSshruew&diff=1190User:RSshruew2012-09-17T19:40:38Z<p>RSshruew: Redirected page to RS-shruew</p>
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<div>#REDIRECT [[RS-shruew]]</div>RSshruewhttp://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=The_Grandmother_of_shruew&diff=1189The Grandmother of shruew2012-09-17T19:11:42Z<p>RSshruew: /* shruew's Grandmother */</p>
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<div>== shruew's Grandmother ==<br />
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[[shruew]]'s grandmother is a well respect and wise sage. She has been credited with influencing young shruew's mental development. <br />
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=== Present status ===<br />
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Presumed dead. As all standards of medical science conclude this as she's actually dead and buried.<br />
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== Famous Quotes ==<br />
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Her most famous quote is perhaps her opinion on birthdays-<br />
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"It's better to be aging and getting older than to be young and dieing of some sort of incurable, painful disease. Like some sort of flesh eating version of herpes where it rots off your naughty bits then makes your eye juices ooze out leaving you blind. Then it spreads to the rest of your body like the Irish taking all the factory jobs."<br />
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Words of wisdom-<br />
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"Are you hungry? Do you want a sandwich? There was a sandwich here. Did that Irish nurse steal it? God damn the Irish always stealing our food..."<br />
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===[[RS-H2o5]]'s Birthday===<br />
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Upon reciting this quote for RS-H2o5's birthday, H2o5's life is said to have been changed forever. Some even say for the better.</div>RSshruewhttp://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=The_Grandmother_of_shruew&diff=1188The Grandmother of shruew2012-09-17T19:10:55Z<p>RSshruew: </p>
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<div>== shruew's Grandmother ==<br />
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[[shruew]]'s grandmother is a well respect and wise sage. She has been credited with influencing young shruew's mental development. <br />
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Present status: Presumed dead by all standards of medical science in that she's actually dead and buried.<br />
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== Famous Quotes ==<br />
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Her most famous quote is perhaps her opinion on birthdays-<br />
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"It's better to be aging and getting older than to be young and dieing of some sort of incurable, painful disease. Like some sort of flesh eating version of herpes where it rots off your naughty bits then makes your eye juices ooze out leaving you blind. Then it spreads to the rest of your body like the Irish taking all the factory jobs."<br />
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Words of wisdom-<br />
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"Are you hungry? Do you want a sandwich? There was a sandwich here. Did that Irish nurse steal it? God damn the Irish always stealing our food..."<br />
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===[[RS-H2o5]]'s Birthday===<br />
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Upon reciting this quote for RS-H2o5's birthday, H2o5's life is said to have been changed forever. Some even say for the better.</div>RSshruewhttp://rangersquad.com/wiki/index.php?title=The_Grandmother_of_shruew&diff=1187The Grandmother of shruew2012-09-17T19:08:52Z<p>RSshruew: /* shruew's Grandmother */</p>
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<div>== shruew's Grandmother ==<br />
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[[shruew]]'s grandmother is a well respect and wise sage. She has been credited with influencing young shruew's mental development. She is also dead.<br />
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== Famous Quotes ==<br />
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Her most famous quote is perhaps her opinion on birthdays-<br />
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"It's better to be aging and getting older than to be young and dieing of some sort of incurable, painful disease. Like some sort of flesh eating version of herpes where it rots off your naughty bits then makes your eye juices ooze out leaving you blind. Then it spreads to the rest of your body like the Irish taking all the factory jobs."<br />
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Words of wisdom-<br />
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"Are you hungry? Do you want a sandwich? There was a sandwich here. Did that Irish nurse steal it? God damn the Irish always stealing our food..."<br />
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===[[RS-H2o5]]'s Birthday===<br />
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Upon reciting this quote for RS-H2o5's birthday, H2o5's life is said to have been changed forever. Some even say for the better.</div>RSshruew